Hi everyone, It’s time that we discuss a very important decision that each of us make (hopefully) every day and that is whether or not to pee in the shower. Do you do it? Do you think its gross? Do you think its completely normal? Do you think its kinda gross but you do it anyways? Feel free to vote for the poll and leave an answer below if you wish. Thank you. *no im not Zofran* :3
This recently came up in conversation at home with my roommates. They said I was weird for not doing it. I think it's disgusting and I can't look at our shower the same way anymore
My girlfriend did NOT take part in the pissery within the shower for most of her life. One day, very early in our relationship, we are showering together and I zone out with the shampoo in my hair and just let the golden tides flow from my urethra. Her reaction was surprised, shocked even. She proclaimed how rude, disgusting, and careless this man is to do such a savage thing. I feel no guilt, no remorse, I continue to let my flow rain down into the drain with pride and glory. I dared her to try it, to let herself free of such anger and resentment. She now pisses in the shower with me. She has seen the light, the freedom of such an activity. We frolicked and danced in celebration of our strength and bonding. Sweet, sweet, glorious peeing in the shower. How it changes our lives in such a subtle, yet joyous way.
I'm going to throw another little thing into this. Not only do I pee in the shower, I also brush my teeth in the shower. Why do 3 seperate tasks when you can 3 in 1 just like my shampoo does?
If the shower's clogged do not pee in it If the shower's not clogged it's free game Bonus points if you pee directly on the drain so it doesn't get your tub all slippery!
Sometimes when your significant other is on the toilet and you got one of those morning pees that just WILL NOT WAIT. So you gotta go for some dry fire then just give it a rinse. You stand outside of the shower, aim into it, then rinse on completion. No need to get full naky and shower to make emergency pee.
Toilets flushing takes up so much water, and aiming to pee into a toilet is such a hassle. Like, it doesn't have to be target practice everytime i pee. Peeing in the shower is theoretically just a huge urinal. Don't even need to have the water on, just a quick rinse and that cleans it fine. Save water kids, piss in the shower.
You know what's even more liberating than peeing in the shower? Peeing outside ...obviously don't do it in public, only when you're out camping in nature or whatever. Just make sure your far enough away from your tent...
I read somewhere of this one guy who accidentally pooped once in the shower and ended up stomping it down the drain. They said that ever since they tried it once, they’ve kept doing it and haven’t looked back since…
