It's no secret by now. Broom has left us and took with her, the incoherencies, the faulty logic, the capped words, the randomness and the perpetual f5's. A lot of us claimed to had hated her (but y'all were tsunderes and loved her deep inside your shriveled testicles) and a lot of us openly embraced her and her senseless, passionate babbles. A lot of you will say good riddance! But NIEN! That's not how you truly feel. Here we come together not to mourn over her departure but to celebrate her life in Maypill RowYells. Feel free to leave stories you have with her. Broom and Beyonce were homies. She did a cover of the "All the Single Ladies" and called it "All the Single Broom". Broom was a strong advocator for equal rights. She wanted to prove that female brooms don't need no male mouse to do shit! "FCK TAT! EYE CRRY 2 BCKITZ"--BROOM 2014 One of her low points but hey, she needed to pay for college. Broom never was a big fan of the tampon. She loved the pad though. Here we see broom, showing the spectacular wonders of the pad, going as far as revealing her womanhood to show how effective it is. Whether or not you want to admit, Broom has swept us all away with her charisma.
