Selling Genesis 20

Discussion in 'Selling' started by Tim, Feb 20, 2015.

  1. Tim
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    Hello peasant,
    Would you like to enter the next level of divine destruction ? Of course you do! Now sit tight for a minute while I explain your best purchase ever in the next minute or so.

    Genesis 20 ™ is the skill that divides the monks from the Arch Bishops. Many before you have stepped up their game and entered a new state of awareness. With Genesis 10 your action radius is heavily limited to certain low level maps and mobs, or you'd have to 2-hit the higher leveled ones. By purchasing Genesis 20 ™ you transform from Zero to Hero in a couple of seconds, giving you the ability to 1-hit the higher level mobs saves you a theoretical 50% of your time for the rest of your life!

    Genesis 20 ™ Will provide you the following benefits:
    • No problems with KSers, they respect your 1-hit dominance and CC in fear
    • Ability to sell leech for a higher price, increasing your return on this investment!
    • 50% kill-rate increase = 50% more attention from the ladies (or gentlemen whichever suits your tastes)
    That guy that used to bully you in elementary school? He's probably a shitty Paladin right now, contemplating what he's doing with his life while you can spread your wings of holy light even further and grow to become a master among men!

    The Deal:
    For a one-time payment of not 1.300.000.000 but just 1.000.000.000 Mesos YOU can become the next legendary Royaller earning your place in the spotlight next to names like: Paul Lundberg, ImNeilson, Illuminate and UnderKower.

    Fryslan Genesis 20 Works 100% 70% of the time

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    Customer reviews:
    ''I bought this product and my hair became shiny like that of a female Idol, all the guys want me now'' - Maffoo
    ''Ppl2pass go grind or go home'' -Riotman
    ''I used to die all the time for unknown reasons but since I got this product my deaths have decreased by 50%!'' - Shot
    ''5'' -assE
    ''cc or bj'' -JohnStockton

    What are you waiting for!
    place your order below and climb the stairs to legend-hood today!
     
    Last edited: Feb 23, 2015
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  2. Chokladkakan
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    Chokladkakan Web Developer

    I want three. Do you offer mail order?
     
  3. zSmoke
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    zSmoke Donator

    This is so OP I'm an FP but you're making me wanna purchase lol
     
  4. mecheez
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    mecheez Well-Known Member

    Follow your dreams.
     
  5. Tim
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    Tim Administrator

    Free shipping worldwide can be arranged for the purchase of three!
     
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  6. Kekturi
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    Kekturi Donator

    THIS IS ALL A SCAM SOME PERSON NAMED HENTAISYMBOL CAME INTO MY MAP AND STARTED HARASSING ME THIS IS ALL A LIE!! HE DID NOT CC IN FEAR TO MY 1 HIT DOMINANCE!![​IMG]
    I was really offended I'm still crying to this day
     
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  7. Flickaflick
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    Flickaflick Donator

    wow ok
     
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  8. Tim
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    Tim Administrator

    The lines are still open to take your orders!
    Unfortunately we no longer ship to Maple Island since they changed their import-laws!
     
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  9. Marty
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    Marty Donator

    Uhm i have Gene 30 and am still a monk as you can see in my signature. What do I do Tim :confused::confused::confused:
     
  10. Tim
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    Tim Administrator

    It's Winter Sale at Fryslan this week with prices dropping 30%! Get your Genesis 20 upgrade now in this high value pack for just 1B!
     

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