INTRODUCING CLOWNTOWN If you're ready to become a clown, fill out the application below: Spoiler: Application 1) Name: 2) Age: 3) IGN: 4) Level & Job: 5) What made you want to join CLOWNTOWN: 6) Tell us about yourself: 7) Your gear att stats (because your gear is our gear): Spoiler: Sample Application 1) Name: bubbles 2) Age: 17 3) IGN: Ciowntown 4) Level & Job: 11 - beginner 5) What made you want to join CLOWNTOWN: I made the guild.. 6) Tell us about yourself: Nothing makes me feel more alive than when I put on my face makeup and wig 7) Your gear att stats (because your gear is our gear): it's not much but 2 att pgc / 3att green mitten/ 13 def fs Spoiler: CLOWNTOWN screenshots Incorporation day - September 25, 2022.
illusionist / NightClub – irmy irmak irmie irm - Night Lady - Harassment Officer Spoiler Profile: Irmy is a clown who specializes in never hitting 200. Her Bishop has been 196 since before Royals was a glimmer in Matt's eye, and will remain at that level indefinitely, since any Safety Charm donations are quickly used up due to a level of incompetence seldom seen. You may find her unsuccessfully harassing players who have just joined the server to join this utter train wreck of a guild, and begging for equips from players who have long since quit. Arcanum / Crolos – carlos crolo cwolos sharpies crolodolo larrium - Dark Knight - Director of Flaking Spoiler Profile: Carlos has been a clown long before joining forces with us to create one of the least impressive guilds ever to exist. Notable for his unassuming nature while carrying our lackluster squad in Fortnite, he can be found on Discord lamenting missing yet another boss run using terms such as "fomo" and "have fun guys". Most of his time is spent praising Tim for resetting the PIC for his dark knight, which is his pride and joy (average at best). Koalas / Koalitea – wen wendalf wennywen koala marsupial - Night Lady - HP Questing Officer Spoiler Profile: Wen joins Irmy in the ranks of players who have yet to achieve a single level 200 despite devoting several lifetimes to playing this game. She can be found lying on the floor of her bedroom in despair after completing one of Reuel's grueling requests for quest items scattered across the four corners of the Maple world, only for the NPC to produce a tiny crumb of extra HP from his stash. Also notable for refusing to leave her dead guild Home due to sentimental reasons and secretly hating us. She, like Carlos, worships Tim for bringing her Dark Dame back from PIC forgetting purgatory. hyulari / nilin – angela angie ange angle hughlaurie poolari nilin - Bowmistress - Guild Krexel Coordinator Spoiler Profile: Angela is the most casual player ever to touch the game, sporting Slime Shoes well into her 4th job. It is a minor miracle that she has achieved 15x, possible only through her keen penchant for taking eons to get to the safe spot at Krexel, and AFK hitting the left eye from there. She wants to do one thing, and one thing only: play FFXIV, a game she's purportedly good at. Whenever her better half Wen drags her away from her "raiding" to play an objectively better game with us, she relents for brief spells, only to take an eternity to reply, because she's tabbed out playing Final Fantasy. Depressant – willaim billiam will boshy - Shadower - Chief Reading Officer Spoiler Profile: William may be the most unhinged individual I've ever had the displeasure of meeting. Pursuing yet another useless degree centred around Danish poetry, he has resigned himself to a life of poverty and escapes the cruel realities of capitalist society by playing a mushroom game on his barely functioning computer. He assures me that the operating system cannot be changed from the Chinese language setting it came with, and as a result he can't figure out how to exclude the Royals directory from security scans, resulting in his game being deleted frequently. If you have the misfortune of seeing this clown in the wild, deny any interest in art of any kind, lest he unleash the full fury of his recommendations for books, movies and music upon you. Garbanzo – tome tom-e tommy garb banzo sirgay - Paladin - Head of Procrastination Spoiler Profile: Once actually a relevant and semi-respected member of the community, this piece of shit has donned the clown outfit befitting any who come crawling back to this "game" and is doing his best impression of a casual (read: sitting on a chair for at least 6 hours per day and refusing to juggle in Horntail). Primarily spends his time lurking on the forums, looking for any opportunity to make another feeble attempt at humour. May also be found waiting for someone else to organise boss runs where he will complain to anyone who will listen about being whited again by a Night Lady whose gear is plainly terrible. SONUTS / MEANNUTS – martin mar10 NUTS NUT - Hero - Consulting Mule Specialist Spoiler Profile: This clown single-handedly birthed the mule hellscape we all must now endure. A recent victim of cruel and unjust identity theft by @nut, he is fueled by a fiery passion to reclaim his throne as the one true NUT. Offensive in IGN choice, taste in NX, and general personality, we were forced to admit he's the perfect fit for CLOWNTOWN. He has now incurred a debt of approximately 3 years of voting as he endeavours to change every one of his 4 million mules from an ugly detective outfit to an ugly clown outfit. Also, he won't stop hurling vitriol in my direction, making him an easy favourite in the guild. Sena – sena sean cena PROBLEMCLOWN wigglebrain - Buccaneer - Fun Sponging Division Head Spoiler Profile: Another fungus grown from the disgusting petri dish that was Home, Sena has since forgotten his casual roots and now has achieved decent success in this game. Carlos and Wen simply cannot cope with their former subordinate now becoming a respectable member of the community, surpassing them in every possible metric. This clown has succumbed to the worst case of Wiggle-itis ever observed, constantly failing to enforce the 'meta' on a guild that is literally called CLOWNTOWN. He tirelessly tries and fails to suppress his surprise and condescension at us running bosses with more than 2 players and less than 12 mules. Also seemingly unable to stop nagging us all to finish every prequest under the sun, making him an unfortunate but much needed presence in our guild of lazy slackers. Invited – jay jae jai jao ezion 420weedbro - Buccaneer - Jr. Harassment Officer Spoiler Profile: Jay joins our group of clowns and possibly has contributed the most to recruitment after Irmy, getting "good" players to actually join this shit show of a guild for god knows what reason. Since we last knew him in ~2017, he has mentally regressed to the point that of a 14 year old, incessantly inserting weed into every conversation he has. He holds the record for the least replies in a BBS post, the topic? You guessed it, weed. Also notable for refusing to leave the graveyard that is Acme, a guild that used to be cool in 2017, much like Jay himself. overjoyed – ben panCAke oberjoyed sugartoast - Bishop - Cuteness Consultant Spoiler Profile: Ben is a stupid, stupid man. He is to blame for this farce of a guild as the only person to encourage Irmy's ridiculous ideas for guild names. Yet another former decent player (why are we all washed?), he has quit all his attackers to only play mages like the sick, sick person suffering from an acute case of Wiggle-itis that he is. Now that he's in CLOWNTOWN, he logs on only to AFK and says he won't go on any of our frequent and intense boss runs until winter break due to his studies. His greatest qualification as a clown is being the only person in recorded history who likes my taste in NX, proving beyond a shadow of a doubt that he's mentally unwell. ...and more coming soon! format and tone inspired by my first guild Plushie
1) Name: Andy 2) Age: 32 3) IGN: Andalf 4) Level & Job: 50, Cleric 5) What made you want to join CLOWNTOWN: I am new to the game and have no guild. 6) Tell us about yourself: Enjoy playing games 7) Your gear att stats (because your gear is our gear) I do not have any gear at the moment since I am new to the game. Best item I have is a maple staff. I am also applying for my friend: 1) Name: Kevin 2) Age: 32 3) IGN: ArmoMagKev 4) Level & Job: 54, Brawler 5) What made you want to join CLOWNTOWN: I am new to the game and have no guild. 6) Tell us about yourself: Enjoy playing games 7) Your gear att stats (because your gear is our gear) Don't have much gear besides an eight attack workglove.
Hi Andy, congratulations on being the first to apply to CLOWNTOWN! As the first applicant(s) we will make an exception. PM 'Garbanzo' for an invite!
