The winners have been PM'ed. To those who won, let me know when it's a good time to meet up in-game for you to collect your rewards.
Would be nice to know publicly who won what place, as @Marty did with his writing contest. Just food for thought.
There was once a boy named Miwa, he loved pie. NOT only did he love pie, but he loved cake, he loved cookies; but most of all his love for the ice cream was stronk... Any type of ice cream would do Miwa good. He simply loved it. He wanted to marry ice cream, he wanted to make love with it. One fine dandy niceass day he ate all of the ice cream... He screamed, "WHY GOD, WHY, MAKE ME MORE ICE CREAM GODDAMN IT!!!" Miwa's mother who also once loved ice cream told this to Miwa, "my son I love you, you are still just a young girl--I mean boy, ice cream will destroy you, just make sure not to eat too much, fatness will overtake you. Just take care and be weary of ice cream. It will destroy your social life." "IDGAF MOM UGH!" Miwa says this in a way that makes his (or her) mother cry, "WELL FUQ YOU TOO BOYYY" Miwa's mother retorts. Miwa then creates his own ice cream, he realizes his mother was right, so he works out. His legs get super toned and he gets an eight pack. Miwa's mother dies from eating too many choco-chip cookies. Miwa places ice cream on her mothers grave every year. Miwa goes on and marries ice cream. When Miwa tries to reproduce and have offspring, he notices that he isn't really a he. So SHE now wonders why her life has been a lie. She asks her father why everyone lied to her, to which he responds, "OHHHH MIWA MY DEAR YOU DUMMY AHAHAHA. I LOVE YOU MORE THAN ICE CREAM!" "WHATTTTTTTT!!!!" Miwa looks at her father, while he drops to the floor from laughter. "Well Miwa my dear this is goodbye, take care!" Miwa's father then drops to the floor and dies. He has a smile on his face. Miwa is now an orphaned 9 year old... 1 month later. "Miwa I'm here!" "Hey there SIMBA, I think this is the end of the world." DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNN THE END MMMMMM SO GOOD I LOVE ICE CREAM
