What is your favourite Ban Appeal?

https://royals.ms/forum/threads/you...-loggin-server-please-try-again-later.168274/

Pretends ro be a completely new player who just started with only 1 account that got banned.

Problem is that this "new" player posted on the same forum account where he already posted ban appeals for his previous accounts that got permabanned.

 

we got a legal scholar up in here

 

New best bann appeal : https://royals.ms/forum/threads/wanted-to-check-to-see-why-i-was-banned.213657/

GM : Do you know this char
Player : Yeah that is my brothers char
GM : You sure about that be honest it wont affect you
Player : Ohh yeah we account share
GM : Well now you are banned for account sharing

 

https://royals.ms/forum/threads/was-banned-for-cussing.416/

 

today i learned "dennis" is a race

 

PC virus creates mapleroyals accounts and dupes mesos

 

https://royals.ms/forum/threads/thi...en-deleted-or-blocked-from-connection.216410/

Wow this is the most obvious case of RWT I have ever encountered on the server my dude just broke a record

I mean 72 cgs in under a year kekw, even “6 month NATURAL bodybuilding transformation” videos on youtube and some weird ads on sketchy ass websites seem more legit than him having even one of these items in such short time period

 

https://royals.ms/forum/threads/id-that-has-been-deleted-or-blocked-from-connection.216445/

Quickly made my top 5 list

 

From what I've seen, it often tends to be rich university students whose parents pay for everything.

 

OPEN LETTER TO SMRT

Today I experienced very unusual train scheduling and I want to bring it to your attention.

• I was at Holland Village depot waiting for train at 2 PM yesterday
  
• The train to OneNorth only arrived 4 hours later
• I waited there for 17 HOURS until the train to Buona Vista arrived
  
• Suddenly the train started moving fast and I reached Kent Ridge in 8 minutes later
• From there I reached Haw Par Villa in 10 minutes later
• Then somehow fly to Pasir Panjang in another 10 minutes later
• Then landed at Labrador Park in 7 minutes later
• Finally the train returned to depot at Holland V in 9 minutes later

Why is the delay between train arrivals so strange? Why are the trains flying between faraway stations at such equally spaced timings? You claim to have hired many train drivers but this makes it feel like you have hired only one.

This level of service is unacceptable. Please rectify this ASAP.

 

https://royals.ms/forum/threads/ban-apeal.220691/page-2

Not sure why but 'keep on being the impolite king of the mountain' just sounds so hilarious. Especially coming from someone that sounds like they're impatient themself while having big holes in their story.

 

Feedback request: "King of the Mountain" medal, only available to Gert

 

https://royals.ms/forum/threads/banned-for-no-reason.222265/

So spicy, rip @Kenny LMAO

Technically not my favorite (that's feet pics girl), but it's certainly a good one

 

https://royals.ms/forum/threads/ban-appeal-deleted-or-blocked-from-connection.228191/#post-1392228

Kenny telling them like it is was so funny to me

 

Not the #1 but one of my favorites

https://royals.ms/forum/threads/ban-appeal.224840/#post-1367443

I just find Tim saying "ok great" and "alright the appeal is denied" so funny it cracked me up

If y'all want a great laugh, just check every ban appeal with Tim, I love his reactions.

 

this is kinda funny
https://royals.ms/forum/threads/ban-appeal.228948/#post-1402783