[EXTREME Forum Game] Count to 50,000!

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there weren't even any dicks in moby dick

 

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Spoiler

 

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Yes, as every one knows, meditation and water are wedded for ever.

 

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But here is an artist.

 

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He desires to paint you the dreamiest, shadiest, quietest, most enchanting bit of romantic landscape in all the valley of the Saco.

 

13671

What is the chief element he employs?

 

13672

saco deez nutz lmao

 

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There stand his trees, each with a hollow trunk, as if a hermit and a crucifix were within; and here sleeps his meadow, and there sleep his cattle; and up from yonder cottage goes a sleepy smoke.

 

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Deep into distant woodlands winds a mazy way, reaching to overlapping spurs of mountains bathed in their hill-side blue.

 

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Uhh Moby Dick is >15k sentences. Maybe I should have chosen something shorter. Ah well, too late now

But though the picture lies thus tranced, and though this pine-tree shakes down its sighs like leaves upon this shepherd’s head, yet all were vain, unless the shepherd’s eye were fixed upon the magic stream before him.

 

13678

lmao should've done a short story

 

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Spoiler

 

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Go visit the Prairies in June, when for scores on scores of miles you wade knee-deep among Tiger-lilies—what is the one charm wanting?—Water—there is not a drop of water there!

 

You just hv to imagine harder.
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Were Niagara but a cataract of sand, would you travel your thousand miles to see it?

 

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hnng