Step 1: Bootstrapping So, you've just downloaded the game, come across this guide, and want to become the pro-est Royals player to ever touch a keyboard? Look no further! Make your first character a BishOP because "OP" is literally in the name: Level up by killing mobs. Slimes are plentiful around Ellinia, and give 112 exp each, so to get from lv 8 to lv 120 that's only 3,831,072 slimes to kill, ez! OPTIONAL: Email me a nice crisp $100 bill. This won't help you ingame (except maybe better luck with karma?), but it'll make me happy Step 2: Mesos pls Time to get serious! Now you've got a lv 120 bishop, so go get genesis and sell leech! Your goal is 1300 tma, where you can 1hit skeles. Once you have the gear and levels, sell 420 hours of skele leech. Yay, you have some starting mesos, should be at least 3b! Now, create 9 Fire/Poison mages and 5 Night Lords (or shadowers). Spend some of that meso to make this easier: After lv 10 buy a few teeth and visit the dentist to hit lv 30 After lv 30 pay someone to go fishing to hit lv 67 After lv 67 pay someone to have fun at a theme park until lv 75, then someone to beat up some lightning bois to 78, then destroy a local avian population to 85. Pay someone to "uwu" (no it's not "Ulu", that's obviously a typo) a lot until you're lv 108 on all your new chars, and then just grind more skeles until lv 120 on all of them! Now you've got 10 4th job mages and 5 looters! Go farm Ice Valley 2 for 69,420 hours and get lots of mesos. OPTIONAL: Fax me a nice crisp $100 bill. This won't help you ingame (except maybe better luck with karma?), but it'll make me happy Step 3: Getting Serious Alright, you've got mesos now. Time to make your actual character. So, make a new character again, this time choosing whatever class you want to play, which is Night Lord. If you don't want to play Night Lord then you're objectively wrong and should quit the game and reconsider your life choices. ... actually, don't make 1. Make 37 Night Lords! This time instead of adding luk or whatever, pump all that AP into INT! 500 int or you're a quitter! Level each NL to 135 as shown before, then wash out your int and hit 30k HP. Run daily zak/krex on each NL to level to 145, then add in shao to 155, then add in HT and CWK PQ to 170 (pickup a 8 wa 11 luk 11 dex mon on the way). After lv 170, start running Rose Garden daily on each NL. Feel free to skip bonus. Whenever a 7 luk Ifia's ring drops, chaos scroll it. If it goes +5, delete all the other NLs. This is your new main. Now, just kill more bosses and stuff to 200, use your funds from all that Ice Valley 2 farming to buy 69 wa CGS, a perf (20 luk 95 wa) DPS, 87 luk auf helm, perf overall, earrings, etc and you're done! Don't forget to post in the range thread to flex all your hard work! OPTIONAL: Send me a nice crisp $100 bill by carrier pigeon. This won't help you ingame (not like you need help anyways), but it'll make me happy Step 4: True Endgame Contrary to what you may believe, the true endgame of Royals isn't to solo any boss in 0.2 seconds. Some smarter people may think the endgame is FashionStory and AFKing in FM. They're close, but the real endgame, reserved for only the 0.1% of the 0.1%, is quitting the game and counting to 50,000 on forums. Only attempt this if you're truly brave, or if the game's down for a patch and you need something to pass the time. EDIT: Don't forget to sell all your gear and Chaos Scroll every item in the game first! OPTIONAL: Send me a nice crisp $100 bill via quantum tunneling. This won't help you ingame (not like you log in anyways), but it'll make me happy
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Pancakes? Waffles? French toast? Pah. Steak and broccoli. Everyday. The breakfast of champions. Now you are truly pro AF.