Since you really want to sell this, but nobody wants to buy it.. I'll be so nice to offer 25m, because I'm a good friend and you asked me to do this for you.
Kevin this is only a fraction of what it'll feel like once you realize that the degree you're getting from Cornell is useless.
Will my selling threads ever serve their actual purpose... as long as @Demiosu is around I guess it's impossible Drowning in student loans to get a useless degree....ha....ha..ha