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    Tim don't you dare
    Break this combo
    Instead of Dave
     
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    Tim can break these cuffs, but it is a different aura when he breaks the combo
    If we look at the Timstory, *opens up the giant royals book of server lore*, Tim is so successful irl (God bless you brotha) and ingame, that any time he casts his hand, he is inadvertently mogging us
    Imagine the 400lbs of pure muscle guy at the local gym helps you load up a couple 20kg plates: he is genuinely helping you, but he is inadvertently making you look so weak by comparison
    When Tim breaks the combo, it's like a giant nephilim-descendant is coming to hand us a cool flower he picked, but we see in his wake all the conquered tribes and enemies of God he has slain
    It may be a 100 player combo over 30 turns, but his combo breaker is an OTK
    He can see us
    He KNOWS we're pumping up the combo
    He is LETTING US build up
    He is a GENTLEMAN
    Then he enters the thread
    >"It is time to atone for your sins. S1."
    BOOM
    That's what's so scary, he is simply ALLOWING us to progress, only to make us face judgement once more
    He's too powerful, I can feel the earth shaking as he enters the thread to deliver his post, and I can't help but kneel in respect
    Tim has buckbroke me; I fear not the man who delivers the combo breaker, rather, I am scared of the man I am in comparison
    Tim... I kneel... please make it (not Taylor) swift...
     
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    I drink green monster energy right now.

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    WE LOVE ORIGINAL KYLE FLAVOR MONSTER YEEEEEEEEEEAH BUDDY
    I HAD A WATERMELON ONE THIS MORNING
    HOPEFULLY WHEN I GO TO THE STORE LATER THERE'S STILL A 4-PACK OF WHITE LEFT
     
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    P47 I'm at work please kill me
     
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    Also I'm moaning and grunting in the restroom rn while the office cleaner is waiting outside to go in and clean up
    GET POOPMOGGED
     
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