YOLOSquad Bossing Service

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Introduction
Hello everyone,
Welcome to the YOLOSquad Bossing Service thread where you, the customer, are highly valued. We, YOLOSquad, ensure fast and reliable bossing service at any time and any day of the week.
What we do:
We sell Zakum Helmets, Krexel Almighty Rings, and Horntail Necklaces in a fast & reliable manner.

Prices:

Zakum Helmets:
80m per person.
Reloots: 20m per person.
Skillbooks (ACA, TT, AR, ACB): 30m +EoF


Horntail Necklaces (Horntail Pendants/HTP):
Standard HTP: 150m
VIP member*: 600m!
*VIP sale includes all Horntail Necklaces that drop and a Nine Spirit's Egg. (That's 4 pendants + a 15 all stat upgrade!)


Krexel Rings:
Duo: 75m
Additional party members to Krexel runs are 15m per attacker. (Example: A Krexel ring bought from a party with 6 attackers will cost you 135m!)
As an added bonus, you may AFK during Krexel runs! No need to do anything!


How do I sign up?
Easy! Just use the following format
IGN:
What day you prefer:
What Boss you would like killed:
How many people would you like to kill it (applicable for Krexel):

FAQ

Spoiler: Zakum

Q: How much HP do I need for Zakum?
A: you will need approximately 2.1k HP without HB, although some people may not be able to make it to HB you so the BEST HP to have would be 3.1k HP

Q: Do I need to finish the Zakum Prequests in order to get helmed?
A: Yes. That is the first thing you should do before signing up on this thread.

Q: What's the minimum level requirement for Zakum?
A: Please be at least level 50

Q: Do I pay for helmets before the run or after?
A: You pay after you get your item. Be warned, however. We do monitor the runs and you're going to have to explain yourself if you scam us.

Spoiler: Krexel

Q: Do I need the prequest done in order to come to a Krexel run?
A: Yes. Please do that ASAP. You can find the prequest guide here

Q: What is the minimum level requirement for Krexel?
A: At least level 80 to safely AFK at Krexel!

Q: How much HP do I need for Krexel?
A: As krexel doesn't attack, you just need to have the prequest done. We'll ensure that you can safely AFK at Krexel without receiving any damage

Spoiler: Horntail

Q: How much HP do I need for Horntail?
A: You will need atleast 5.6k HP without Hyper Body to attempt horntail.

Q: What is the level requirement to attempt Horntail?
A: At least level 120 with the prequest done! Prequests can be found here.

Q: Do I pay after I get my Pendant/Necklace/Egg?
A: Yes, all payments will be done after you receive your item

Q: If there are 4 people looting a pendant, who gets the egg?
A: Before the run, we'll ask who wants to buy the egg. starting price for the egg is 100m. If two people want to buy the egg, we'll hold an auction. highest bidder will get the egg!

Meet Our Crew!

Spoiler: Meet Our Crew!

Nefarious: The leader of YOLOSquad, pretty much the backbone of this crew. If you want things done, he's your man. He gets people off their ass and makes them come bossing if they want to or not. @ReconKatana


Oreiller: The Co-Leader of the Squad. Always bosses the others (particularly Sami) around but she can kill bosses with her bow as well. Not to be underestimated, she packs a powerful punch. Always on point with SE, and getting there in levels. "FREAKING SAMI" - Amanda, 2014. @Amanion

Brakelights/LameAF: The sensible, yet funny one. She has enough authority to pretty much screw up the entire expedition if you're not careful with your words. Be warned, looters, she's a killer. @carcrash


Bryhone/Tsunami: Childish, yet fun to be around. He makes runs worth going to, with his constant talking and jokes, he's someone that makes the run enjoyable. @Geox


Barbell: "BRB AMBULANCE" - Jake, 2015. Notorious for his ditching runs to prolong the killing, he's one heck of a bowman, always on point with SE and DPS. @jmmainvi


ImCanadian/Trevur: The menace of this crew, known for being strictly aggressive and non-talkative during bossing, expect fast and reliable runs from this guy! @ImCanadian


Mikasa/Pain/Kosuna: The legend himself, Eli. Yes he is part of YOLOSquad. Effective DPS-wise and also a very tactical leader. Knows what he's doing and puts you before himself. @Narutard


Himeragi: Oh no. The lazy one. Known to screw up runs with a simple death. But he does have his benefits. HB whenever needed, above average DPS (probably top in his class) and overall an outstanding warrior. @Nicko


Benanas: GG run over. An NL with an overly chatty persona. Known to annoy others but we enjoy the company nonetheless. Just give him SE and he'll be half as good as a level 120 NL without TT10. @ben259


Linyah/Flirt: How2NPCEquips Volume 1. Nah, he's one of the best shadowers in Royals. Proven to take down Horntail head A faster than we take out tail. Overall a great leader and a tactical meso dropper. "I sound like a woodpecker when I drop meso" @Marty


Danman/Derndude: Milk4Danman. Take his milk in HT and he'll ban you from future runs. Also he's the nicer, cooler and better illuminate. @danman


Sekiryuutei: Seki joined Unity for free FM1 spots - Trevor. Another great shadower that likes to d/c from important runs. Always at O4, he might just be the first shad to get to level 200! @Sekiryuutei



itsDrew: The corsair mule of the squad. Quiet yet full of energy, he's one to ensure runs are smooth, even under pressure. Also Drew > Court @impreciate


Egonic: The man who loves to argue. Someone just get him a Bowmaster that's both reliable and DPS efficient otherwise he'll be flipping tables during boss runs. @Egonics



Muren: Ppl2pass. Brb pap. Flippers. @Muren



MikaMisuky: I owe her like 1b in HT splits.. not really. But she makes runs more chatty and casual with her constant talk of Hentai and sex. Another reason to join us @Mika



Goofy: The legend. Blunt about people, makes hilarious jokes that even he doesn't find funny and overall probably the best (and inactive) Bucc in Royals. Also he's our most valued SI mule. @Goofy


Ludgate: The quiet, mysterious attacker. Always focused on bossing, never utters a word. HB whenever needed, one hell of a DPS-er. He's a valuable asset to the squad. @Lud


Plenty: Mr.StealYoMesos has joined the squad! Always buying anything and everything that even hints of being godly, Plenty knows the game mechanics better than anybody, known for his statistical as well as intellectual integrity in bossing, he'll be able to provide us with some great knowledge for future looters. @Plenty

Tommie/Jerzy: After lurking in the YOLOSquad skype chat for ages, we finally got Tommy to join the squad (many sexual services were done that day). One hell of a comedian, makes runs 10x better with his presence, and faster too. Always a reliable asset and a valued member to the team. @Tommy

 

#SamiRuns

 

Not2btrusted

 

sami bruce leeches bosses @heyemily54

 

I think you need to replace Jake. I know a better BM.

 

@Unknown Thao is talking about you when you're not around =o.

 

Where's the mage represent in this squad? Lolol I kid

 

htp please

 

I mean, if you count bishops as mages, there are four listed... "Mages" reppin'. woop

 

IGN: Beishung (and Aimbo)
What day you prefer: Friday 12th (18-22 server time) or Sunday 14th (11-17 servertime)
What Boss you would like killed: Zakum
How many people would you like to kill it (applicable for Zakum and Krexel): Cheap as possible (A)
P.S. Times are time in which the run has to be concluded, since we will have to leave/go to sleep at that point.

Two questions:
Aimbo, being a 77 Ranger, doesn't have enough HP to survive Zakum. Can you provide HP, or is it only possible if one of the DK's is in the run?
Also, if I'm in there surviving a run anyway, I would like to pick up ACB in de progress so I already have it for when I turn 120. How much would that cost me?

Thank you in advance!

 

Hi! We've signed you up for a Zakum expedition on one of the two following dates (still have to check with our squad members on what day we can take you).

Details: 80m Helmets each, 2 people. 1 needs HB, the other, ACB skill book

1. We’ll try our best to accommodate you with HB. We may bring more than two attackers as some people have volunteered, but it won’t affect your price.

2. A skill book will cost you 30m mesos as well as an Eye of Fire. Standard price

Any other questions, please ask!

 

He has around 2400, so running without HB for him is not an option unfortunately.
We'll wait to hear when you will be running.

 

IGN: Friberg
What day you prefer: Tuesday 9th
What Boss you would like killed: Zakum (duo)

 

Sure thing! Stick around, we'll most definitely be running on one of the two days

Hi! You'd like a helmet tomorrow, can you specify what time please?

 

Hi. Any time after 11PM server time is okay.

 

Ign : Synn
Boss: Zakum (doesnt matter how many attackers as long as its still 30m + EOF)
Day: Friday during the afternoon
Loots: TT10.
Can run all weekend on time if I don't get it on friday.
(Don't need hb since I have 3300+ hp)
PM me with details of planned run whenever it is convenient. Thank you for the service =]

 

@Synyster
Josh, afternoon as in server time or your time ?

 

@carcrash im on gmt -3. Ill be on all week whenever you guys are doing your runs I can hop in to get tt10 whenever probs. Alex if you are running you could just message me if you have a TT10 slot in your run. =P

 

I'm going to murder you in your sleep.

 

IGN: Muren
What day you prefer: Yesterday
What Boss you would like killed: Mano
Loots: Rainbow-colored Snail Shell
How many people would you like to kill it: Full squad (need HB)