Just a few of the funny things I've read since I started playing here. Ty's cute Seal. This last one is during the first Slime to be spawned from the recent Valentine's Event. It had a habit of banning buccaneers at first.
Back in like 2005-2006 when I was a level ~25 bowman I met a person in Ant Tunnel 1. I said to him that I wanted to hit level ~27 that day. He then said "You can't level twice a day". For some reason this words have forever followed me and I will never understand why it made such an impact on me. Sadly I do not have a screenshot of this.