Official MapleRoyals Drama Thread

@irisew you think your so cute with your characters but your actually just pixels made up of uglyness.Why did you have to pick the ugliest eyes and hair? Were you blind when you were selecting your doner hair and eyes or are you just too rich to not give a fuck? We all know @KaiStark has the ugliest hair already there is no need to comment on him to take the attention away from you iris. Why do you 2 even play maple? Just make love on adultfriendfinder.com

@RCed is a pro at adultfriendfinder.com u can ask him for advice. He faps and maples at the same time. He faps with one hand and zaks with one hand. I heard he can destroy zak in under 5mins but ive never seen taht happen cause he always DC out before zak even spawns.

 

@elbowzzz stop hating on me and @irisew just cause you're always alone. its not our fault you couldn't find love in both rl and here. You should just marry @RCed and be done with it. Hopefully he wouldn't dc during the marriage tho. Dont want you to feel more alone than you already are.

 

i would love to marry @RCed but he is just gonna dc on me knowing him. We wont even be able to talk to john thegay priest cause rced would have dced. That kid needs to request a name changed to DCed instead of RCed.

 

@elbowzzz ; Think you're so cool with all your onyx apples and different chairs. You change chairs more often than I change my look. You don't even log on for 5 minutes a week and you talkin' crap.

 

@Navera you change husbands more than I change chairs. How many husbands have you had 10?20?30?oh u don't remember cause they all quit maple after marrying u. Why they all quit Gina? Maybe cause u scared them all away with your vaGina!

 

@PineappleQueen you level even slower than @Navera and we all know she's already slow af. You think your miss nice girl by giving a few free apples away to everyone, please no one wants your shitty onyx apples. Who even uses that shit they weak af. U don't even have more than 10 apples! Your apple haircut is worth more than all your apples combined

 

@elbowzzz wow man. I didnt know you have insecurity issues

 

@elbowzzz I didn't make the guild dedicated to apples-plus, you should've turned your caps lock off when making it. Pls, you think my apples are shitty, you know you used those free apples man

 

@elbowzzz ; Can't even go a month without getting banned. Hohohoho

 

@elbowzzz has a banana hanging on his wall

 

@sluseter2123 you got forced into marriage cause you were too scared to ask your wife out yourself.
@Navera when i get unbanned everytime i find out you just got a new marriage going on.

 

@PineappleQueen i love my fruits, you got a problem? that banana is actually for @SaintedMal when she is malhorny

 

@elbowzzz ; Whenever you put up a ban appeal no one takes u srsly cuz u suck.
Learn to cook 'cause you can't roast properly mannn.

 

my ban appeals are too op. *DO YOU CALL THE COPS WHEN YOU SEE YOUR MOM? DO YOU CALL THE COPS WHEN YOU SEE BOOBIES?*
plz uve been roasted more than enough already that your vaGina is already well done

 

@elbowzzz Srry new phone who dis?

 

@elbowzzz least I'm happily married to my one and only. How about yours? Getting married by accident then right after the marriage she never went online anymore.

 

Ooh burrrrn!!

 

Damn you guys suck at this
Do u guys even drama

 

Yo @Eli remember when Oblivion baked more pies than Nostalgia last Thanksgiving?

 

I SEE NOSTALGIA STAYED IN THE PAST WHERE IT BELONGED! HOW WAS YOUR ASCENSION INTO LOSERVILLE??????????