Maple Logic!

Only in Maple does the suggestion that you should "Owl some snow" make the slightest bit of sense, gramatically and otherwise.

 

A Frozen Tuna does more damage than a Sword.

 

When you are naked but not really

 

It's attached to all our skins since birth, some Illuminati going on there

 

Only in the Maple Word can you...abuse tiny animals to become stronger.

 

Only in Maple World...where you can wear a giant rock on your head throughout your lifetime without incurring any injuries...

 

Only in Maple World, you can survive under water for > 3 minutes.

 

Only in maple world you can throw snowballs at a snowman to "defeat" it & get a present in your "pocket"!

 

only in maple there are 200 zombie "tooth"

 

Only in the Maple World can you.. Down jump?

 

Only in the Maple World you can ride on a dragon.

 

Only in maple world you can exchange a coupon to change your eye color.

 

only in maple world you can teleport/flash jump/use tp rock, imagine if we just had FJ in real, who would need cars????
fml haste-less human

 

Only in Maple someone can ask you to CC

 

Only in Maple World anyone can be a Magician and not perform any magic tricks.

 

snails don't drop money irl, right?

 

Magicians perform real magic not tricks...... muggle.

 

You can open a trade box and secretly beg but irl u got to say it in front of everyone

You can whisper "hello" from the other side of the world but its still a whisper

 

Only in Maple World you can scream in a megaphone at 2 in the morning as long it is in English.

 

Only in Maple will you..

Spoiler: ..stand your ground despite having two clearly vicious monsters come after you..

Spoiler: ..check for ownership of an eerie forest in the midst of a jumping BigFoot and ghosts..

Spoiler: ..carry on trading as per normal when there are Others among us ..

Spoiler: ..not appreciate seeing help at the Login Page..

Spoiler: ..understand that washing does not refer to cleaning, but..