so a few people have been pestering me for a while now to make this so fuck it, ill write one so you guys will stfu and leave me alone. most people that know me already knew i quit a while ago but hopefully this will be good closure. anyways, i can't believe i've wasted over a year on this, looking back i was pretty mental staying up till 5 in the morning during school days to kill a few pixels. but despite all that, i have made a ton of good memories during my stay here. purposely looting leafs by accident, waiting for that last piece of shit helm buyer to cc, putting a rock on my spacebar to kill krex, fake dcing during bosses so i can do other things, using warrior elixers for full ht runs like mel, dying on purpose in hts to make my party think they're pro, fake afking to avoid annoying people, watching penny die every time she doors us to ht (it's insane how there's someone out there that's died more than wen), getting into meaningless forum arguments, reading trivial reports to make my problems seem little, and most importantly, counting down the 30 days so i can defame dd again. good times, good times. i do regret one thing though, i should have name tagged deen's 16 attack pgc when he lent it to me while i still had the chance, fuck. there are also a number of achievements that i want to share (sorry it's long): - first and only night lord on the server with the ign intervision - comfortably logged over an hour in open beta (probably more than 95% of the server) - traveled to el nath a bunch of times without using tp rocks - owned 2 pets - dc'd at ht right before popping my apples - welcome backed people at least 600 times - created a female character (i'm a guy btw) - survived a shit ton of server lag - reached level 14 on my archer without having to leech in a day - gone several days without defaming someone - hoarded the most meteor shower 30 book on the server - been to every city in the game INCLUDING perion - successfully convinced people i self scrolled a 7 attack wg (i've never actually done it) - let my friends pot for me during many boss runs when i had to go pee without being caught account sharing - stole more apples from mel than she has ever found in apq - killed a wolf spider without shadow partner - solo'd pap's 2nd form in 1 sitting (without getting up, taking a break or anything) - deleted well over 10 "friends" on my buddy list - never died in lpq before - placed top 80 in MULTIPLE events - got a silver mane without having to hunt for any of the etcs myself (a good reason why you should join a guild) these are just one of many achievements i've accomplished during my stay here, i could list more but you get the point. no shoutouts as you guys probably dont even know who any of these people are (like seriously, nobody has even heard of say, gm mike, until maybe about 2 months ago.) but i will give 1 shoutout to my friend jason. although we originally started the server together, he quit less than a month in and left me hanging. it's cool though since we're close friends. but recently he's been a complete fucking f*gg*t to me so idk how i feel about him #home#risk#ascension special thanks to jen for banning kiv for 3 days for fake gming (fucking idiot) also, where tf did deen (okie, urnotmydad, stahpp, xlfirexl, xdeelan) go? man hasn't replied to any of my texts in a month, i think he legit died. rip [*] for those that care and wanna stay in touch (lol) inbox me your skype so i can block you Spoiler: Okay, serious farewell jk good luck to everybody that still plays this server, have a great 2016 (andy, when are you gonna leave ascension?) see you on extalia xoxo - me
LOL Spoiler: pls.... Sean u fkn ddong I'll never forget the day you led me all the way to the CWKPQ gate telling me that there was a hidden BF map Spoiler: dumbest SSes ever Goodbye and have fun, I will miss Grill very much.
Now THIS was the farewell thread I was expecting. Thanks for inviting my 155 nub ass to HT, and for all the other fun times, man. Good luck with everything, mouthbreather. Spoiler: Stay Strong
Every nightlord I know who's a Sean is awesome. Thanks fer everything man, specially forming up #squaddd and introducing me to ht-ing. Stay awesome, and all the best with your future endeavors! (hopefully not related to more maple)
k Spoiler can't believe you even carry warrior elixirs with you, aren't those for warriors haha u silly
sean i will miss you.. and ...... remember.. these hoes an't loyal and oh and that you're a faggt too. i will always hate you.
you would write a farewell thread like this. Bye mouthbreather. thanks for all the late night HT runs and although you're an asshole 500% of the time, you were also lowkey nice. Good luck with everything and try not to breathe out of your mouth so much.
FYI I don't use warrior elixers! Anywaays, thanks for all the fun times leading the squad, teaching me how to nl on ht, taking all my apple luck whenever we'd apq, and grinding with me back in ws on Grill (when I actually thought you were a grill). Have fun and wish you all the best~
