How Bad is Masturbation?

What the actual fuck? Masturbation is the best. Self and mutual.

 

The best thing about being so old around here is remembering threads like this exist.

Bump.

 

Aly was the first of Staff to know about Cornhub on april fools, so her opinion on masterbation is pretty obvious if you'd ask me.

 

WOW. I remember this thread when it first started, but have since forgotten about it.

Let's do the time warp again!

 

(Accidentally voted "no", whoops)

I hear excessive masturbation over years and years can cause ED, depression, a shrunken nob, etc, amongst men
Men literally shoot out pure testosterone, so cumming = no gains

Spoiler

unless you like the taste of your own semen

I also heard masturbating to porn is bad because everything in it is usually bigger than they really are (see Hitomi, Steve Rambo, Billy Herrington) and that can warp your tastes

It can be good to relieve stress, but keep in mind to do it in moderation

 

But what if the tadpoles grow into frogs if you don't masturbate enough?!?!

 

Pro-lifers and PETA would be all over my dick

 

I'm not sleeping tonight. Thanks, Dimi..

 

I beat it like it owes me fucking money at least twice a week, don't know how id stay sane otherwise

p.s anyone who wants to go back to back hmu, no h@#! just bro time x

 

see u in fake taxi next episode 206 aly xo

 

As long as you don't turn into this man, you're good

 

1kg lighter and millions of potential babies down the drain. today was a good day

 

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Wew lads

 

Forever #nofap

 

Ain't nothing wrong with hand to gland combat.

 

"Quit masturbating and use this newfound energy to fuck the world, not yourself" - David Deida

 

I feel like we sll should appreciate those precious turtles - 52 IS NOT ENOUGH! Build a wall around the masturbators and make THeM pay for it!