forum game: Have you ever?

Not successfully.

Have you ever squeezed a guy`s nipples until he screams?

 

YES, I loved to hear him beg for mercy.
Have you ever woke up with a cockroach on your body at night?

 

No, my house is clean and bug free

Have you ever successfully touched your elbow with your tongue

 

Yes.

Are you still a virgin?

 

You should phrase it "Have you ever had sex?"

Yes I have.

Have you ever had loud diarrhea in a public bathroom stall?

 

Fortunately not, and bonus fact, I never had to use public bathrooms yet.

Have you ever willingly and purposefully eaten an insect?

 

Aren't we all eating insects while consuming M&M's...


Have you ever faked being drunk

 

Put trust in someone and they betrayed you

 

yes

 

No questions here ^^
Have you ever had an awkward/erotic dream about anyone and not dare to face them afterwards?

 

Not to my knowledge.

Have you ever hugged a tree?

 

Yup

Have you ever had to lie down and concentrate on not dying?

 

yep. story of my life for many years.

Have you ever forgot a food item somewhere, left it for weeks, and then found it?

 

No, but a friend of mine once brought a sandwich for lunch near the beginning of the school year, and forgot about it until winter break, so it had become all moldy and crusty in those 3-4 months. Smelled nasty, too. Don't know how he didn't realize/find it earlier.
Have you ever had a goal in life that you have worked really hard to achieve, only to reach your goal and realize it had all been pointless?

 

Yes, with football. I gave my soul to it only to see my professional team go in debt. I was sent back to an amateur team. I kept fighting but was never scouted for another professional team.

Spoiler: My club

On 8 June 2011 RBC Roosendaal was declared bankrupt after the board failed to repay the outstanding debts of €1.6 million; this led to an automatic revocation of the professional license from the KNVB
Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RBC_Roosendaal

Have you ever bullied someone just so they wouldn't bully you instead

 

No

Have you ever slapped someone's ass other than your SO?

 

No

Have you questioned your existence

 

I'm not sure If I can even answer that, or if I am even here to answer such a question, Could I answer it, If I was real would I be able to answer it? Is such a possibility real, am I?

Have you ever been without house or home?

 

Nope.

Do you like the smell of your own B.O.? (even if you do, other people don't so remember to use deodorant)

 

Idk why this made me laugh. Naw that's disgusting but on a day to day basis I get people telling me they like how I smell so I must be doin something right.

Did you ever cheat in maple?