Slut Test

Hello!

So me and a couple of friends had a hugely hilarious drunken game of Never Have I Ever, and we discovered we are all dirty, dirty people.
And so to finish it all off, we decided to follow this set of 50 questions:

Spoiler: QUESTIONS

1. Never have I ever slept with siblings.

2. Never have I ever repurposed a common household item as a sex toy.

3. Never have I ever slept with someone on account of their impressive social media following.

4. Never have I ever had to delete provocative email exchanges or text threads out of fear that my partner would find them.

5. Never have I ever hit on someone after spotting their wedding band.

6. Never have I ever fooled around with a really close friend just to see what it was like.

7. Never have I ever performed oral sex on someone without ever kissing them on the mouth.

8. Never have I ever called someone the wrong name while hooking up.

9. Never have I ever required medical attention because there was a foreign object stuck inside me.

10. Never have I ever had sex with someone I wasn’t attracted to because I wanted to get laid that badly.

11. Never have I ever blown a line of cocaine off of someone else’s body.

12. Never have I ever received a noise complaint immediately after sex.

13. Never have I ever had sex within view of unsuspecting onlookers on purpose.

14. Never have I ever paid for sex.

15. Never have I ever played with a vibrator during sex.

16. Never have I ever been unfaithful to a significant other.

17. Never have I ever given or received a purely sensual massage.

18. Never have I ever performed a striptease for someone.

19. Never have I ever had to ask someone whether or not we’d had sex because I wasn’t so sure.

20. Never have I ever given or received a lap dance.

21. Never have I ever accidentally had sex with a tampon still inside me (or the girl I was with).

22. Never have I ever slept with a friend’s parent.

23. Never have I ever fantasized about my best friend’s lover.

24. Never have I ever sexted with a colleague just for kicks.

25. Never have I ever slept with my boss to get ahead, or with a teacher to get a good grade.

26. Never have I ever been called a slut or a player—and kind of liked it.

27. Never have I ever had an STD scare.

28. Never have I ever had a finger in my ass.

Spoiler

29. Never have I ever had a threesome.

30. Never have I ever slept with a married person.

31. Never have I ever written out a list of the people I’ve slept with and been shocked by the total number.

32. Never have I ever had to lie about my “number” to avoid judgment.

33. Never have I ever fingered a woman (or been fingered) during a movie, in the back of a taxi, or on an airplane.

34. Never have I ever incorporated a condiment into lovemaking.

35. Never have I ever masturbated to pornography.

36. Never have I ever participated in role play.

37. Never have I ever surprised someone butt naked.

38. Never have I ever answered a blatant booty call—happily.

39. Never have I ever had to turn my phone off before going to sleep to avoid being woken up by a stream of booty calls.

40. Never have I ever woken up next to a total stranger.

41. Never have I ever gotten a happy ending.

42. Never have I ever eaten food off of someone’s naked body.

43. Never have I ever fooled around with two different people within twenty-four hours.

44. Never have I ever slept with twins.

45. Never have I ever had to do the walk of shame.

46. Never have I ever been watched having sex.

47. Never have I ever starfucked a celebrity.

48. Never have I ever experimented sexually with a member of the same sex.

49. Never have I ever said “I love you” just to get laid.

50. Never have I ever Googled “sex addiction.”

to see who's the sluttiest of us all. We've totally discovered we're not nearly as slutty as we thought but we absolutely 'wishlisted' like half of these (HEMSWORTH BROTHERS????).

So ya if you guys want to test yourselves, 1 yes = 1 point. Enjoy?

*pls no slut shaming

 

Here I go..
23/50

 

Oh dang! I stand on 16/50 :3

@Suki pls

 

19/50
this was a crackup

@Aly <3

 

16/50
Really surprised Suki is below 30.

 

21

 

I thought i was one of the naughtier ones, but to my surprise i only score 15 out of 50 :/

 

Only 15

 

0 !!!!!!!

 

6*/50
Phew


*I actually once had to stick my finger in my ass to remove a sunflower seed husk but I'm not counting it

 

0.

I doubt anyone's surprised about that.

 

20/50

 

I only ever did 2 out of those 50 things


Saint of Horses

 

1/50 I think. At least I did better than @Dimitri

 

we're equal level slutty.

RIGHT??? that test quickly turned into a to-do list.

WHICH ONE THO &E

 

12/50

 

Or worse, depending on who you ask !

Literally my thought.

 

6/50. Oh my

 

Oh boy. 24/50 if I've counted right.