Weird shit Helen says.

Disclaimer: This thread is in no way meant to show any form of dislike of Helen (Paradox). This is meant purely as a joke (even though the quotes were actually mentioned) and nothing else, which is why it's in the Off-Topic section of the forum. Please do not take this seriously as a reason to judge Helen (Paradox).

This will be a very long thread, considering how many weird things Helen says.



This was followed up by "I would deep-throat a burrito right now".

I bet Kevin, Ern and Jp have a lot to add here...

 

I do.

 

Only Helen would.

 

On skype:

 

Or this one...

 

da bae

 

Helen and the thing she says

 

wow..
I dont even..
um...
wait...
but...
no.
i give up.

P.S.
I love you, but i hate you, but i love you, but i...
get in mah bed
pls.

P.P.S
Helen says too much stupid shit

P.P.P.S
Helen's a whore

P.P.P.P.S
Join Yakuza.

 

Getting tired of your real shit, Katana. Join Yakuza

 

I don't even know who you are.
Newbies, calm your tits.
You're arent invited to Yakuza

 

Let's not go off-topic here.

 

A guild notice by Helen. Isn't it lovely?

 

Time for a bump.

 

I swear that in context this conversation isn't as weird as it sounds.

 

If this is considered weird, then you should read my bed time stories that I read to Tyrone or my guild chat.

 

Matt, how many times do I have to tell you, my name isn't Tyrone

 

wow THATS what Ty Stands for? mind = blown

 

Shit, Tyrone. Get it together.