Disclaimer: This thread is in no way meant to show any form of dislike of Helen (Paradox). This is meant purely as a joke (even though the quotes were actually mentioned) and nothing else, which is why it's in the Off-Topic section of the forum. Please do not take this seriously as a reason to judge Helen (Paradox). This will be a very long thread, considering how many weird things Helen says. This was followed up by "I would deep-throat a burrito right now". I bet Kevin, Ern and Jp have a lot to add here...
wow.. I dont even.. um... wait... but... no. i give up. P.S. I love you, but i hate you, but i love you, but i... get in mah bed pls. P.P.S Helen says too much stupid shit P.P.P.S Helen's a whore P.P.P.P.S Join Yakuza.
If this is considered weird, then you should read my bed time stories that I read to Tyrone or my guild chat.