b> friends.

^ see title.

edit: I'd like to point out my offers in the tags. I'm desperate.

edit2:

this is a serious post.

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Hello! I guess it's time for a serious introduction post.

I joined Royals late October of 2015 when I was procrastinating for my midterms. I guess you can say I made a right choice? People usually call me Jenn in-game and I'm currently in my last term of studies in my Accounting program. I'm looking to pursue my CPA designation in September in the public sector.

So yeah, I'm pretty boring.

ps. @Mandy sucks dick

 

For being here that long, it was a terrible intro!

 

Offer

 

s>, 1 handshake.

 

I'm the opposite, I'm not that nice. ):

I'm sooorrrryyyy. I wrote it after crying over a movie.

87 mesos.

rip.

no handshakes allowed.

 

How does 2 shots of baileys for friendship sound?

 

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You don't need to B> Friends, Jenn.. U got all of Us in Arcady as your Fam.. We will always be here for you,
And thats whats Family is all about..
Come here you..



Cheers Buddy

 

throw in a bottle of vodka and I'm yours.

<3kin

 

Welcome! I can sell you some of my friends.

What's your price range?

You can probably afford some of my lower tier friends like maybe @Lyrium or @irmy easily.
If you want something more expensive I can try getting an offer for like @Penny or maybe @Eli but they're very pricey I don't know how funded you are right now.

 

I should have added, feel free to buddy me....I'm free of charge!

 

Fr..fr...friends..? How much are those nowadays? Is one ws/cs enough to get me one?

 

Sorry due to prior bad experiences with people named Jen, I have limited myself to having only 1 Jen befriended at a time.

 

*Cough*

As an expert of @Lyrium friendship, I would put a value of MAYBE at the most a stack of 10% Cape for W.Def scrolls. There is very little potential value here as you will more than likely not see any return on your investment. Ever. When you think you cannot be disappointed by @Lyrium he suprises you and continues to disappoint. Avoid and go with someone like @Stan if you're looking for low value friend with high ceiling of friendship return.

@irmy on the other hand, I am inexperienced with. As I do not currently have them friended, I've not had much of a chance to get familiar with @irmy and thusly cannot give an accurate gauge of value here. Please refer to other who are more knowledgeable of @irmy.

 

@Lyrium is great freind of my, he is priceless ok?

 

This is someone who bought @Lyrium and was burned. This is a classic state of denial.

 

Don't I just have the greatest friends... @Matty @Aly @Enticing
If you need a friend, I can provide that service for the low, low price of -- I'll pay you whatever you want.

 

I CAN PROVIDE TWO OF THE FOUR TAGGED INSTANCES

 

i've been playing this server for like 2 years now and i only have like 30 "friends"
tldr also buying friends

 

Lel

 

Am I not your friend Jen