Call me Jeff. Some years ago – never mind how long precisely (though if you must know, December of 2014) – having little or no time to spare, but nothing particular to interest me at school, I thought I would surf the web a little and see what escape the digitalized part of the world could offer. It is a way I have of driving off the melancholy I find consequent of university and of regulating the circulatory will-to-live. Whenever I find myself growing grim and spiritless; whenever it is a drear and hopeless examination period; whenever I find myself voluntarily lying on the floor for hours at a time, and drinking the dregs of thirty-year-old bottles of Port; and especially whenever my lebenskrankheit gets such an upper hand of me, that it requires a stiff dose of Kate Nash music videos to prevent me from deliberately walking into an exam without any preparation, and methodically leaving the entire paper blank – then, I account it high time to take to childhood pursuits. This is my substitute for pistol and ball. With a philosophical flourish Cato throws himself upon his sword; I quietly head to South Perry and take to the ship. And so here I am, all these many months later, at last reconciled to the fact that Royals is not anymore a mere escape from medieval literature; indeed, I should even go so far as to say that I’ve now come down from the proverbial fence, and am ready for an introduction. Please, contain your excitement. I know I am. Spoiler: in other words.... for those who are "too lame" and "didn't read"..... I am Jeff, 22, from Toronto; I read literature, and have spent three years studying in British Columbia and Edinburgh, and will complete my degree this coming year at UBC. I fucking love books. The way they feel, the way they smell, and even the way they dig into your neck when you drunkenly arrange them as a pillow on a hardwood floor. Sometimes I even open them. Other than that I like to listen to and play music, cook Indian food and talk pompously about good quality jamon iberico. After Royals and iTunes, the most advanced program I know how to operate on my computer is Microsoft Word. My main goals in the server are to break top 100 thieves (I’ve been #110-135 for so god damn long) and to perfect a khanjar so I can finally do some decent damage with meso explosion and kill BF faster. And that’s enough of that. Spoiler only buddy me if you "see what i did there".
Hey man, welcome to the Royals! I don't know if you're trolling about this part due to the context of your entire post. But just in case you're not, Meso Explosion is not affected by your Weapon Attack. Only the amount of mesos you drop and level of your ME affects your Meso Explosion damage.
