Cash Ship Update 16/04/2017

Disclaimer: This is not the real update that is coming very soon (and has not hindered the progress on our update either), but a parody I thought of when I was outside, and have put together with @Joong and some of my other close friends.
This means that nothing in this post should be taken seriously, as it is listed in Off Topic for a reason !
Anyway, enjoy the read and feel free to publicly admit that you would've wanted this update to be the real one !
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Hi Royallers,

As you may all be aware the CS update has been delayed a fair amount of time, but I think we've finally hit the nail on the coffin.
And thus based on recent feedback;





I'm proud to present to Mapleroyals, the Cash Ship update!
You've heard it right ! It is not a Cash Shop, but a Cash Ship update !
We have designed and implemented a random ship button that will replace the shop one, and this button will take you to a random boat ride at the cost of 500NX!


As you can see this button fits perfectly where the shop one used to be, and will solve all of the problems we were having with the original update we had planned to release.
I hope you're all very excited to try out this new button, as it will come to the live server very soon !

If you have any feedback or would like to make a bug report following this update, please be sure to post in the correct forum.

Regards,
The MapleRoyals Staff

 

I jumped for a moment when I saw the new thread on the right of the forum list...till I realised the section.

 

Lmao

 

Strong 30k/30k

 

I tried to use the ship button...... It was occupied by balrogs and they killed me.

Baited and outsmarted by snek

 

Wow. Snek striks agen...
Also 11/10

 

glad to see that the staff can make troll posts but when for example banghero does it he gets banned for trolling, ironic isn't it dimitri.
#FreeBangHero

 

Spoiler

 

But joking around in the off topic section is much different than trolling in something meant to be taken seriously like GM applications.

 

I opened them all you stupid hahahahhhahaha

 

I ship @Joong and @Dimitri

 

so trolling people in the off-topic tab is allowed?, thanks sila for the double standard. a member of staff has a bigger impact since everybody will look at it.
the staff seems to make wierd comments when defending staff eh

 

You can't play with people feelings like this

 

so let me get this straight this is official right

 

This thread is made in the section Off Topic / Spam / Test. By all means go ahead and troll the community here (because you know, off topic, spam, test, whatever else that is not serious, heck you can even make a thread to say "testing if my post count increase") and not anywhere else, especially in the Administrative section. So, Sila isn't defending Dimitri, but just stating the fact.

 

let me get this straight a admin can troll the entire playerbase but when i troll in shoutbox i get banned.
staff digs holes faster then a drill

 

It has to be at this point since 3 GMs confirmed posted on the thread??

 

I'm going to be honest with you, and say that I think you're trying to create drama for the sake of creating drama.
Banghero got banned for 3 days for posting a troll staff application, which he apologized for in private and then accepted the ban for what it was.
So he's not causing any drama, but you on the other hand are while you're not involved. And for what? Are you Banghero? No. So just don't.

As for my thread, it has a rather large disclaimer in the first line mentioning it's not intended as a serious thread. So if you take it as serious, then that's on you.
From what I can see, nobody else really has problems here understanding the disclaimer so let's not try to create chaos where there is non.
That's an official warning for you by the way, in case you don't interpret it as one.

 

Wokkie ??

 

Than*

However, I didn't just admit to ban-evasion, but fuck me right? lol

inb4 the normal like 5 people call me a white knight.