Wand

What position are you applying for?:
[ ] Wand Master
[ ] Idiotic Developer
[√] Hogwarts Professor of Trolling

Personal Details: Cow
Name: Moo
Age: 1 digit.
Sex: I would like to have one.
Character Name: soJoo
Location: Shed.
Join date: uhm i honestly don't remember .

1] What do you like about Wand?:
MARTY.
2] Do you have any prior trolling experience, either in real life or online? If so, how much and what did you do?
Please. troll is me.
3] How many hours a week do you play?:"
24/7
4] Have you ever been in any other guild on MapleRoyals?
Which one?: Extravagance.
How long?: 5 or maybe 6 seconds.
5] Are you more comfortable trolling together or alone?: please. team work. op.

6] Other than trolling, what skills and qualities can you provide for Wand?:
uber trolling/ but i also can do photoshops .
7] Besides those listed above, what do you think is important for a perfect Wand Master concerning trolling?:
moo?
8] Why do you want to troll for us?:
cause. Marty.

 

Accepted due to your extravagant signature and forum post. It's a great thing to watch.

Err... Sure, but you'll need to be taught the ways of idiotic developing first.

Welcome, you two infide- I mean, new Wand members.

 

Hmmm I thought Wand was exclusive.

 

Ha-ha



So trolling is cool now?


I'm getting old.

 

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It is, the applications have just been pretty good so far. We only accept qualified workers.

 

What position are you applying for?:

Position? I wna be the boss. Is that okay? That means I’ll be at the highest ranking available. Higher than you, Marty. I want to boss you around, make you do shit for me.

Personal Details:
Name: Veronica
Age: 20
Sex: Try me.
Character Name: Cherish
Location: In your bed.
Join date: 10 years ago. I’m a veteran.

1] What do you like about Wand?:

Nothing much, to be honest. I know nothing about the guild except that it will be useless in all aspects of bossing, leeching and having fun together. Well, we MAY have fun since Marty is obsessed with creating events and whatnot for other players.

2] Do you have any prior trolling experience, either in real life or online? If so, how much and what did you do?

What? Of course not. I am Ms Serious. Do you understand what that means? I SPECIALIZE in being serious. I do nothing but spank people into serious-ness all day.

3] How many hours a week do you play?:"

How would I know???? Do you want me to count? Sorry, but I really would not like to do that. I think me counting the hours I play will result in attaining realization of how little a life I have.

4] Have you ever been in any other guild on MapleRoyals?
Which one?: Plushie, Euphoria, Lubs, IKEA, SiaoKaki
How long?: 0 inches.

5] Are you more comfortable trolling together or alone?:

Alone. I will be able to stalk the individual and deprive him of his privacy without shame.

6] Other than trolling, what skills and qualities can you provide for Wand?:

Nothing.

7] Besides those listed above, what do you think is important for a perfect Wand Master concerning trolling?:

Unapplicable. Not what I’m applying for.

8] Why do you want to troll for us?:

You are misunderstanding. I do not want to troll FOR you. I want to troll you.

 

^ Please get ready to pay my 900m monthly salary starting 1 Aug, boss!

 

Bulba your trolling seems promising I expect a lot.

 

What position are you applying for?:
Guild member.

Personal Details:
Name: Josh
Age: I like 'em young
Sex: Only on sundays
Character Name: MrSnippy
Location: My parent's basement
Join date: 2014

1] What do you like about Wand?:
Nothing really, but beggars can't be choosers.

2] Do you have any prior trolling experience, either in real life or online? If so, how much and what did you do?
Obviously not in real life, as otherwise I wouldn't be here. Some of these questions are quite redundant.

3] How many hours a week do you play?:
Not that many. If afking in the fm counts, then a couple a day I guess.

4] Have you ever been in any other guild on MapleRoyals?
Which one?: DopeTurtles. They really are dope.
How long?: Ask your mum. She seemed pretty satisfied.

5] Are you more comfortable trolling together or alone?:
I've always been into gangbangs.

6] Other than trolling, what skills and qualities can you provide for Wand?:
I'll be honest here, probably none.

7] Besides those listed above, what do you think is important for a perfect Wand Master concerning trolling?:
Being good at it.

8] Why do you want to troll for us?:
I don't. I troll for my own enjoyment, not yours.

 

What a lovely guild.

 

Rejected.

 

Thank you.

 

As per your request:

Spoiler

I hope there's enough of them for your liking.


Actually, they're goblins, but who cares.

Also, who can teach me to do the Hidden Content thing instead of spoilers?

 

Demoted.

jk

Your app is pretty okay, Vivi, but too serious. You're in anyway, so who the fuck cares. I'm still the dictator of this thing, though, sorry.

 

Your application is, in fact, promising; please choose a position to apply for, though. We don't want guild members, they suck. By the way, I asked my mother, she was, as you said, very satisfied.

 

Your rejection has been rejected. No. Go away.

 

Lern2logic

 

No.

No.

 

No one gives a fuck about your opinion, Vivi. You're not an admin (yet), deal with it.