Wand

I'm very glad to announce that Vivienne finally left!

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By the way, those who applied and got accepted (by me, not that Vivienne person), please contact me, I don't care enough to bother to contact you. It's a privilege to be a Wand member, so why should I bother?

 

omg. much troll. much awesomeness.

 

Join me in welcoming Zant (Zant) to the team! He is currently my enlightened student and shall be attending Hogwarts as my private student. Intimacy is guaranteed.

This proves his competence the best way. I recommend you do not open the following spoiler if you are sensitive to intimacy and sexual comments. Thank you.

Spoiler: The enlightened one

 

What position are you applying for?:
[x] Wand Master
[x] Idiotic Developer
[x] Hogwarts Professor of Trolling

Personal Details:
Name: less
Age: less
Sex: less
Character Name: lnfinite with an L (cos i'm cool)
Location: 'murrica
Join date: 2015

1] What do you like about Wand?:
it's the opposite of staff.

2] Do you have any prior trolling experience, either in real life or online? If so, how much and what did you do?
wut is trolling? ._.

3] How many hours a week do you play?:"
many minutes per day.

4] Have you ever been in any other guild on MapleRoyals?
Which one?: Lubs
How long?: 4eva alone.

5] Are you more comfortable trolling together or alone?:
f6

6] Other than trolling, what skills and qualities can you provide for Wand?:
magic.

7] Besides those listed above, what do you think is important for a perfect Wand Master concerning trolling?:
Wand Masters should always be ready to serve the great people of Royals by assisting to correct their every fault with trolling.

8] Why do you want to troll for us?:
This is a serious application and I hope to be taken seriously. If I do get accepted into this guild, I hope it to be a serious guild, in which, we all would not roll as trolls.

 

Err 2serious, pls try again

 

What position are you applying for?:
[x] Wand Master
[ ] Idiotic Developer
[x] Hogwarts Professor of Trolling

Personal Details:
Name: Linyan
Age: 18
Sex: Female
Character Name: Hikarii
Location: Kitten Kingdom
Join date: Cat

1] What do you like about Wand?:
I'm a part of Marty's family~! Even tho I'm a cat :3 Still cat. Meeeeww~

2] Do you have any prior trolling experience, either in real life or online? If so, how much and what did you do?
Puuuuuuurrr~~~?

3] How many hours a week do you play?:
Kittens need to sleep for 18 hours to grow~!

4] Have you ever been in any other guild on MapleRoyals?
Which one?: Infinity/ Cheese
How long?: Still in Infinity on Aquarius, my other Cat~!
5] Are you more comfortable trolling together or alone?:
Uhm uhm....I like pettings...and bellyrubs~

6] Other than trolling, what skills and qualities can you provide for Wand?:
I CAN KNEAD MY PAWS AND AND SNIFF AND ROLL ON MY BACK AND POUNCE~!

7] Besides those listed above, what do you think is important for a perfect Wand Master concerning trolling?: Tis important to follow strict feeding times

8] Why do you want to troll for us?: Puuuuuuuuuurrr~~~ Oh ish nyap time~

 

Fuck Marty's permission. You're in.

 

You're acceped 'cause of your name.

 

wowza. -cry-

i'm not gonna play osu now ._.

 

fine you're accepted.

 

Not.

 

Err... Welcome new people, I can't be bothered to give two fucks and introduce all of you.

 

Someone buy marty a couple of fucks please, before he stops posting entirely.

 

lie down marty. so i can fuck you.

 

For I have come to serve Him.

Because of a certain server reset last night I could not do this earlier, but who would not be in honored to be called an enlightened student by Master Himself.

Taken under his wings, I shall never fall in darkness again. I have been taught many ways of life, but the real way is to serve Him.

I feel honored to be part of this organisation. Wand. Always the centre of the community. That is who we are. What I am part of.

 

What position are you applying for?:
[ ] Wand Master
[ ] Idiotic Developer
[x] Hogwarts Professor of Trolling

Personal Details:
Name: (SPOILER) Wendies
Age: 17
Sex: I-I like you… a lot... but I'm not sure if I'm ready to commit.
Character Name: MrsStyles
Location: FM because I'm lazy af to train.
Join date: 15 hours ago.

1] What do you like about Wand?:
That banner got me under a spell. Amazing precise art, 10/10 would lick again.

2] Do you have any prior trolling experience, either in real life or online? If so, how much and what did you do?
I've seen one in the mirror. I screamed.

3] How many hours a week do you play?:
48

4] Have you ever been in any other guild on MapleRoyals?
Which one?: Miracle, Extravagance, Cheese
How long?: A Thousand Miles is a good song.

5] Are you more comfortable trolling together or alone?:
I've always enjoyed fish.

6] Other than trolling, what skills and qualities can you provide for Wand?:
I can generate serious embarrassment for the guild with my IGN.

7] Besides those listed above, what do you think is important for a perfect Wand Master concerning trolling?:
To have more than 30 60% Wand for MA scrolls in your inventory.

8] Why do you want to troll for us?:
I've been preparing all my life for this. I think I'm ready.

 

Fuck Marty's permission. You're in.

 

Welcome. You will be given the title "Queen of Randomness" 'cause of the highlighted text.

 

suck my ass

edit: marty give me a cool title