My life is in danger

Discussion in 'Off Topic / Spam / Test' started by ImJakeFromStateFarm, Apr 5, 2018.

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Will anyone miss me?

  1. Yes!!!

  2. Hell no!!!

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  1. ImJakeFromStateFarm
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    So...I forgot about my 3 years anniversary married to my wife, which is today. I also promised a friend to do a bossing marathon tonight before and after boss timer reset.

    If I disappeared from here and in game after today, y'all know what happened to me.
     
    Last edited: Apr 5, 2018
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  2. Don
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    Congrats on your 3 years anniversary!
     
  3. PeachPanther
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    How do I vote no more than once???
     
  4. ImJakeFromStateFarm
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  5. AdultToys
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    Easiest decision of my life! Heck na!
     
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  7. zSmoke
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    LOL be like I had diarrhoea
     
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  8. Sen
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    #pray4jake
     
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  9. Doge
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    I dun't kno u but i'l still miss ya. Btw are you still alive?
     
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  10. Onna
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    Hehe, that's a recipe for drama!
    Though personally I don't care for such things, I do give male friends a 'gift' when they get in a relationship / get married:
    I take them aside and ask for their phone, then put a yearly anniversary reminder in their calendar.
    They laugh when I do it, but a year later they admit it saved their ass. ^_^'

    Moral of the story: get out your phone now!
     
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  11. ImJakeFromStateFarm
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    Im driving home now. Will let you know soon!

    How do you know im on my phone?
     
  12. Onna
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    I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you. And it seems that job is already taken by your wife.
     
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  14. Don
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    So what happened? Are you alive Jake???
     
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