Wand

I added everyone's Pokémon Names on the main page. If you think there's a better one for someone, feel free to suggest, but don't expect me to get all enthusiastic about it.

Spoiler: Pokémon Names

Marty (Linyah): Marticuno
Raddy (Detox): Dustox
Helen (Groovy): Parasox
Kim (Mylenia): Nidokim
Bernard (Bulba): Bulbasaur
Marijn (Zant): Unfezant
Wen (MrsStyles): Wendle
Scott (soJoo): Whimsiscott / Miltank
Heidi (MinthyHS): Shayminthy
Ashley (ailurophilia): Mashley
Nick (AustinChode): Nickilicky
Lauren (Falling): Bouffalling
Lina (Hikarii): Nidolina
Akane (Airi): Dragonairi
Bart (Fidelis): Bartboach

The first to connect all nicknames to the correct Pokémon wins a big prize!!!1!1!!!1!!

 

Magmarty - Magmar
Dustox - Dustox
Parasox - Parasect
Nidokim - Nidoqueen
Bulbasaur - Bulbasaur
Unfezant - Unfezant
Wendle - Weedle
Miltank - Miltank
Shayminthy - Shaymin
Mashley - Marshtomp (? D: )
Nickilicky - Lickitung
Bouffaling - Bouffalant ( best pokemon ever <3 )
Nidolina - Nidorino
Dragonairi - Dragonair
Bartboach - Barboach

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I also suggest my name, Zant, to be changed to Pizantchu, fuck you and your hate.

 

There's 2 mistakes in there. Parasox was actually Paras but Parasect is kind of fitting, as well. Nidoqueen can also be Nidoking, which would be more fitting to the nickname... But Kim's not male lol (at least, not last time I checked)

 

Magmarty? Really??

Marticuno: YES. Fabulous. Do want.

Magmarty: GTFO pls. You ugly. Go get surfed.


Also, Nickilicky 2nd best name.

Bulbasaur best name, obviously.

 

Omg I FORGOT ABOUT MARTICUNO THANK YOU

I now remember the guild chat convo!

 

Fuck you.

 

This guild makes me wonder, what came to Marty's head when he made it. Love you Marty <3

 

I was thinking of unicorns and rainbows. As always.

 

Wtf did my fingers click on, gl with guild m9.

 

ty m7

 

this iss awesome

 

I know it is. c:

 

What position are you applying for?:
[ ] Wand Master
[ ] Idiotic Developer
[xxx] Hogwarts Professor of Trolling

Personal Details: I routinely rub myself in humus.
Name: Shaun (pronounced Shawn)
Age: 17
Sex: As long as i get paid.
Character Name: Asaga
Location: Motel 6
Join date: 6/6/66

1] What do you like about Wand?:

-Ahahaha good one.

2] Do you have any prior trolling experience, either in real life or online? If so, how much and what did you do?

-Pls. would a pro give away their secrets

3] How many hours a week do you play?:

-Equivalent to approx. 10 days a week.

4] Have you ever been in any other guild on MapleRoyals?

Which one?: Brotherhood. (Was my brother’s guild)
How long?: about 24 minutes.

5] Are you more comfortable trolling together or alone?:

-Don't care, gimme a noob and I smash.

6] Other than trolling, what skills and qualities can you provide for Wand?:

-Great at graphic design and can make up for the lack of good looks in this guild.

7] Besides those listed above, what do you think is important for a perfect Wand Master concerning trolling?:

A Kind and warm hearted player whose generosity knows no bounds and tries everything in their power to help the poor players of MR <3!!!!!!

8] Why do you want to troll for us?:

-Need to have someone to blame my actions for.

 

What position are you applying for?:
[X] Wand Master
[ ] Idiotic Developer
[] Hogwarts Professor of Trolling

Personal Details: Eat. Sleep. Poop. Shower.
Name: Cecilia
Age: How ever old you want me to be. Remember, 'old enough to pee = old enough for me'
Sex: I've got that Young V.
Character Name: iCeci
Location: I've been waiting in your room
Join date: Once upon a time. I dun remember. ):

1] What do you like about Wand?:
_____It'll make me feel like a baby staff.

2] Do you have any prior trolling experience, either in real life or online? If so, how much and what did you do?
That's a secret I'll never tell, XOXO Gossip Girl~

3] How many hours a week do you play?:

Way more than you sleep in a week.

4] Have you ever been in any other guild on MapleRoyals?

Which one?: Crown and XIII
How long?: For as long as I've been born on MapleRoyals.

5] Are you more comfortable trolling together or alone?:

It's either you go solo-dolo or you do the dirty deeds with your partners in crime.

6] Other than trolling, what skills and qualities can you provide for Wand?:

I consider myself a Hooker on maple. I can make it rain dollar billz.

7] Besides those listed above, what do you think is important for a perfect Wand Master concerning trolling?:

You can't forget to bring your Wand around.

8] Why do you want to troll for us?:

I enjoy trolling alone. Might as well do it as a team. It'll double..triple..quadruple the fun!

 

Shaun, Cecilia, welcome!

By the way...

I checked, you weren't there. I was slightly disappointed.

Your Pokémon names will be Shaunpedo and Cressilia (I need a better one for Cecilia!)

 

<3 <3
and LOL, im sorry baby. I went to go take a dump.

 

Hi!

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I'll interview you someday, like, ever. When I want. Your application as it sits (or stands) isn't good enough yet. So yeah talk to me in-game I quit 2 days ago but already unquit so yeah.

 

What position are you applying for?:
[ctrl] Wand Master
[alt] Idiotic Developer
[del] Hogwarts Professor of Trolling

Personal Details:
Name: MapleRoyals
Age: Roll the dice
Sex: Beginner
Character Name: This name is currently being used.
Location: Maple Island
Join date: Why would I join them?

1] What do you like about Wand?: She's very pretty.

2] Do you have any prior trolling experience, either in real life or online? If so, how much and what did you do?
Well I did live under a bridge during my childhood.

3] How many hours a week do you play?:"
I don't play, I hustle.

4] Have you ever been in any other guild on MapleRoyals?
Which one?: Both of them.
How long?: Eagles 2007 Pop/Rock

5] Are you more comfortable trolling together or alone?:
Depends on if they have HS.

6] Other than trolling, what skills and qualities can you provide for Wand?:
Three Snails, Recovery and Nimble feet.

7] Besides those listed above, what do you think is important for a perfect Wand Master concerning trolling?:
Learn to properly pronounce "Wingardium leviosa".

8] Why do you want to troll for us?: Because the U.S needs me!

 

laaaaaaaaaaame. didn't make me laugh.