The LIAR! Game

LIAR! I'm right here baby

I hate the ice bucket challenge.

 

LIAR! You're aquaphobic.

I'm the real Gossip Girl.

 

LIAR! You don't even have a diary.

I am a dog person.

 

LIAR! You can't be both a dog and a person at the same time.

I prefer beer over wine.

 

LIAR! The only alcohol you drink is a Cosmopolitan while watching The Notebook.

My favorite beer is La Chouffe

 

LIAR! That's not beer, it's urine.

I'm socially awkward.

 

LIAR! You hate to be in single(s) ... tennis--you much prefer doubles. In fact, you don't care too much about your relationship status.

That excuse just now was quite a stretch.

 

LIAR! It didn't even warm you up.

I love grinding at GS2.

 

LIAR! You love grinding. Period.

Sexual innuendos always lighten the mood.

 

LIAR! I've tried and it never worked.

Blonde girls are dumb.

 

LIAR! They are only as dumb as they need to be.

I love my girlfriend

 

LIAR! You only love half of her.

Sandwiches for breakfast are the best.

 

LIAR! Only a cup of milk is.

I hate dentists.

 

LIAR! Everyone knows you're addicted to the orgasms the spit sucker gives.

I lost my wallet.

 

LIAR! You didn't lose it. You simply have too many wads of cash to fit in it.

You suck.

 

Liar! I hate lollipops.

I lift.

 

LIAR! Spiders are afraid of YOU.

Breakfast for Dinner is the best!

 

LIAR! You are English so your Breakfast actually consists of Dinner.

I like certain things.

 

LIAR! 11!!! 1 You only like the cookies I bake.

Maplestory is life.