Serious quote: "Dum spiro spero" which is Latin for while I breathe, I hope. Other quote: "Are we the savages? *five seconds later* -- KILL THAT F*CKER IMMEDIATELY"
"If I were to meet you in a real life, trust me, you would be laying on your back bleeding and hearing the ambulances coming in 10 seconds or less. So don't come to me with that tone, man."