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    Did you pee in the pool as a kid? Blame a fart on a dog/small child? Cheat on a test in high school? Got any embarrassing childhood stories about you or a sibling? Or are you a lizard person that’s seeking justice for your kind among the human race?

    Let me hear those confessions, MapleRoyals themed or not.
    Gimme the tea, sis



    I’ll start:

    Real Life Confessions:
    Once when I very little (2-4) I used to mix up the word “peasant” (poor person) and “pheasant” (a bird) and where we lived we had a lot of pheasants.
    But we also had a lot of poor people too... ~f18
    (“Mummy look! It’s a PEASANT!!” -points-)


    Once I ate all the Tums in the cabinet when I was little, thinking they were candy.
    Mom had to call poison control, and then force me to throw them all up. :rolleyes:


    When I was little (I was definitely 3 lol) I managed to squeeze my head through these metal bars that were on our staircase. I was stuck for two hours until my dad came home to cut me out with his power tools. ~f8


    When I was around 4 I was chasing a balloon around my living room, and I had a bright idea to jump from a flimsy wooden stool to a computer chair with wheels on it.
    When I hit the ground I broke my arm in 3 separate places, one of them was a common domestic abuse area for children.
    So at the hospital, the nurses were questioning what happened (I was really scared to get in trouble-- because I was told several times by my mom to NOT jump from the stool to the chair... :rolleyes:) and since I didn't want to talk about it, the nurses thought I was being abused at home by my parents.
    So I almost got my parents arrested.


    When I was 6 my dad tried teaching me how to ride a bike. The only problem was, we lived at the bottom of a really steep hill in an outside-style apartment. There was a big playground on top of the hill in front of the building, so he tried to teach me how to stop by letting me go DOWN the hill, and I went face first into a concrete pillar. :rolleyes:
    (#DadoftheYear)


    I'm sure I have more childhood ones that I'm suppressing somewhere, but I'll gladly update this when I remember them lol



    MapleRoyals (GMS) Confessions:

    I once bought 20 Overall INT 10%s and none of them worked.
    I used to scam people out of their pan lids when I was 8 on GMS ~f10

    I have an addiction to chairs. Even the shitty ones people hate. #ChairLivesMatter

    Bishop will always be the superior class in my opinion because I love mages. <3

    I used to get my friends from elementary school to play GMS with me, and then around level 15-20 I'd ditch them in El Nath or Omega Sector. :rolleyes:

    My very first character was a mage, but I gave her 30str just to beat up those red snails on the island.
    (And to stop people from ksing me... ~f4)

    I was so poor in GMS that while I trained at Slime Tree I had to sit on my chair to heal myself/recover mana.
     
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    When I was playing MapleSEA, I got catfished and got my account hacked by that lil fucker.

    RIP my wa8 workgloves and 300k.
     
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    Real life confession

    So there's this bus stop right outside my high school that has a glass panel that displays the bus routes etc. There's also a railway track (to Msia) (yes the one with palm size stones) just behind that bus stop too. My friend dared me to throw 1 rock at him. He dodged. The glass panel broke.

    I damaged government property...shattered into pieces.
     
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    RL Confession:
    1. Created an obstacle course using public trash cans for the schoolbus at 4am in the morning
    2. Used to drive to a popular make-out spot (top of the hill) and release fireworks at the bottom of the hill. Wonder if it pissed couples off more or added more romantic feel to their night :xD:
    3. Hid a fiber cable, which my dad used as a cane on my sibling and myself. Till today, he doesn't know where it went
    4. Was playing with the neighbour's kid when they decided to play with matches and some roach killer in a can (aerosol). Whole hill behind the house went up in flames. Had the worst ass-whopping ever
    It's a wonder I'm still alive and thankfully Youtube and Facebook wasn't even created then. :p
     
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    In middle school, the class was taking its final exam. I did not have enough time to finish, so I smuggled it home and finished it there. The next morning, all the completed tests were just sitting on the table so I slipped it into the middle of the pile. The teacher told me she couldnt find my paper last night but I was just like “oh thats weird, it must be there...” and sure enough it was... ;)
     
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    You... I like you lol
     
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    When I was playing MapleSEA, I e-girl and got an free account

    Ez wa8 workgloves and 300k
     
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    Hmm...:rolleyes:
     
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    That's just the tip of the proverbial iceberg. I've done some stupid, crazy and mindless stuff growing up. Makes for good dinner time chat fodder, though :xD:
     
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    I buried a furby in my sandbox as a kid.

    Edit
    It's about 4 feet below that blue/red/yellow Fisher Price kids table. Courtesy of google maps.
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    I had a good childhood- I swear. lol
     
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    Careful, it might crawl it's way up through the ground and extract it's revenge... ^_^'
     
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    My friend had one and it used to suddenly talk late at night. Creep as hell. I wonder what happened to it...hmmmmmm
     
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    When I was very little I needed a child leash, because I’d run into traffic :rolleyes:
    One time we were by the mall, and I was strapped into my little harness and I was pretending to be a dog, barking at strangers walking by.. :rolleyes:
     
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    When I was a kid I tried using telepathy on a coin after watching how Professor X did it on TV. Tried it for 10-15minutes and gave up after that.
     
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    Omg you just reminded me, I did something similar!
    I saw a brick wall and thought it was the way to 9 3/4 from Harry Potter, and I ran full speed into it I was around 5.

    I’m amazed I’m still alive tbh
     
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    Rumble your ears to use the Force.
     
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    Even though people said @Jearlna is a dude, I always thought, and still think, that’s a girl.
    Yes.
     
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    A few months back I was looking for a place to sit down and eat my McFries.
    Stumbled upon a glass door that was a "pull" while it seemed like a "push".

    Found a comfortable bench about 10 meters away, and watched people fail to open the door for 20 minutes.
     
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    my passwords for most of my stuff was...

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    for awhile.
    kinda a lot longer than i would be proud of.
     
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