Welcome to Boobs. WHO ARE WE? Originally founded in June of 2014, Boobs is the second longest running currently active guild in the server. Boobs is a strong, beautiful & independent guild who don't need no forum thread, but I (Barbell) am a forum addict and decided to make one anyway. You know you want to join us - seriously, Boobs #1. While many of our members are high levels, we do not care about your level, your class, or your other game stats. We do boss runs, but if that's not really your thing, you are still welcome to join. We care about the fact that you are ready to join the guild, make some friends, get some lolz, and share a few with the rest of us. The 9 Commandments: 1. Thou Shalt follow the T&C of the server - Seriously, follow the rules. Even if you haven't read them *cough*. Otherwise it's just awkward for everyone. 2. Thou Shalt not covet thy guildmate's possessions - Because begging is annoying. This goes for money, leech, jr. status, zak helms, etc. 3. Thou Shalt not be a dick to thine guildmate - We're all friends here. Otherwise we wouldn't have invited you. 4. Thou Shalt have pride in thy Guild, and have no other guilds before Us - because otherwise you wouldn't have accepted the invite. 5. Thou Shalt not waste your membership space -We are an active guild. You don't need to no-life, but try to keep up. 6. Thou Shalt share the drama - because it's only funny if everyone's in on it. This is not an excuse to be constantly negative. 7. Thou Shalt utilize the guild uniform at every opportunity - because that mushroom hat is damn sexy. 8. Thou Shalt accept Peas/Sprout as thy Lord and Savior -"Eat my short" #kristina2014 9. Thou Shalt USE YOUR ******* BRAIN. -Seriously, a rules list shouldn't need to be this long. LEADERSHIP Master, Peas Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Peasus Krist? Jr. Masters == Barbell ==================== Brakelights ItsDrew imcanadian ==========Ludgate ----------------------==========-----Cheesecake ========== ALLIANCEBoobs is currently allianced with OBLIVION. Check them out too because their guild thread is pretty purple. Boobs and oblivion are two of the three longest running active guilds on the server, and so we thought hey - We're pretty cool, they're pretty cool, this is a match made in heaven. BOOBLIVION for best alliance 2k15. ZAK HELMS/KREXEL RINGS/HTPs & booksDue to rather poor history with people joining for zak helms and nothing else, our guild policy has been amended. You are required to participate in 4 GPQs before a zhelm will be provided to you free of charge. Exceptions are occasionally made to this rule - but do not ask to be an exception, we will ask you. The number of GPQs you have participated in is tracked on the guild BBS by the junior master (usually brakelights or Sold) running the GPQ. For those that would like a krexel ring, you need to finish your prequests, be active, and be willing to AFK through one of my (Barbell's) marathon solo's. So get on that! The best way to motivate guildmates to zak or krexel for you, is to participate in other guild activities. If you're not yet bossing level, that could mean APQ, GPQ, grinding together, pc'ing other people's items, or even just being a fun and talkative person in guild chat. Boobs is at this time (mostly) capable of taking down HT all by ourselves. These runs are done erratically and there is no set policy for distributing pendants and books - just stay active and contact the run leader when you see a run starting to see about joining the run for books or pendants. JOINING Boobs is among the most active guilds on maple royals. Our membership currently ranges from 3x to 19x, though enough of our members have multiple characters that there is always someone around to PQ or grind with. Though we are a social guild, our members often participate in boss runs, and we have a regular habit of GPQ'ing. . We are above all a close group of friends, and are looking for new members who are willing to jump into the atmosphere of the guild with both feet. Boobs is at this time (and has been for the last few months) full, though we are willing to kick our less active members for new ones. If you have been kicked in this manner and come back, just contact a junior member for a re-invite! A spontaneous guild pic There is no formal application for membership to Boobs. We try very hard not to take ourselves that seriously. With that said, we would still like to ensure you are serious about joining us. So instead, please post here or PM to one of the leaders "who you are and why you want to join." Any format is acceptable, and it can be as long or short as you like - just put your real feelings into it.
It's always the junior leaders who makes the guild threads Good luck with recruitment from all of us in the Honour/Clarity alliance!
Our fearless leader doesn't know how forums work, so it fell to me as the most active forum user, I guess.
I would absolutely love to join das boobs. Reasons: First of all, everyone loves boobs. Second of all, the things I enjoy in maple are playing after a few drinks, trolling, and remembering it really is all about having fun. That being said, I know when to be serious and I would say I am both mature and active enough to be an asset to das boobs. My main at the moment is an 83 priest named Royalty (low leveled cause I have been merching a shitload). So add me for some trolly drunken fun if you would like. <3
R u me? As mentioned in the first post, boobs is at this time full. However if you would like a pecs invite we would love to have you. 99% of our chat goes on in "alliance green" anyway. Whisper a Jr. when you're online... Oh yeah, I need to update the Leaders/Jr's section.
I didn't manage to get a GOOD pic of our ninja snowman run, but here it is. Spoiler: can't see Jake, just his weather effects
