Recruiting ¡¡ SHOUTBOX !!

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  1. Sen
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    https://image.filehostingsite/c4fiTR/SHOUTBOX_1.gif






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    SHOUTBOX YEAH! THE GUILD NAME IS IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE SHOUTBOX, GET IT HAHAA?

    LAUGH AT MY JOKE AND JOIN MY GUILD OR I'LL FLAME YOU ON THE ACTUAL SHOUTBOX WHILE EVAN'S NOT LOOKING :rage: :rage: :rage: :rage:



    https://image.filehostingsite/cXWCNm/SHOUTBOX_3.png
    Some time ago, a long long time ago in the ancient epoch known as 2008 (only real 90's kid would know), I had been an active member of a giant private server known as DestinyMS. There, I served my due time as a Forum Moderator as well as an all-around trollbag, scouring the Forums in search of souls ripe for the taking.

    Before the glorious invention y'all young'ns nowadays refer to as "Discord" and "Shoutbox," our methods of communications throughout the Forums were consequently very intensive. With no concept of "likes" to rate our performance, our "post count" served as the primary indicator of social standing in this cut-throat hierarchy.

    Thus, the guild PostCount was born.

    Of course, everything changed when the Nexon Nation attacked. Our server's founder received a lawsuit from their lawyers and unfortunately had to shut the server down. As the Nexon Nation army marched on towards Ba Sing Se PostCount, our glorious fortress met its untimely and tragic end.

    But I have once again risen from the ashes of my slumber. We trolls will roam and plunder a great private server once more. Join me! Or get flamed your choice LUL.




    https://image.filehostingsite/n0tsNm/SHOUTBOX_4.png
    WE AIN'T GOT NOBODY HELP ME GET THIS GUILD ROLLING PLS I DROPPED MAD MESOS ON IT

    AYYY WE GOT OUR FIRST NOTABLE MEMBER:
    @Muff (Junior Master!)




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    To be honest I literally don't have anything planned. Don't expect bosses, don't expect events, don't expect party quests, and certainly don't expect me to treat you like an actual human being. I'll make a Discord server if we end up gaining enough members and interest though lmao.

    In all seriousness, there's no need for such simple-minded features since truly the best feature of them all is being in the same guild as me and having the proud "SHOUTBOX" guild tag in your name to show off to all the lowly plebes in this server that you are an enlightened user of the Forums.




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    1. Don't be a dick
    2. Don't break the server rules
    3. Don't be a dick in case you haven't read #1




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    Applications will be considered based on your activity level in the Forums. Recruitment will occur solely through this application form and not in-game. Here's the format:

    1. What yo' name:
    2. What yo' in-game name:
    3. What yo' digits so I can hit dat fine booty:
    4. What yo' life story tell me 'bout yo'self yo' fine lil' thang:
    5. What yo' favorite Naruto ship and why is it Naruto x Gaara:
     
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  2. Don
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    Yo can I join? I'll give you my digits.
     
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  4. Aaron
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    There was once a time when @Jeen and I would be the supreme overlords here.

    I'll settle for an honorary membership.
     
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  5. Rob
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    [​IMG]
    #BackWhenItWasTheChatBox
     
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  6. Sen
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    Step aside grandpas times are a changin'
     
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  7. Muff
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    1. Muff
    2. MrMuff
    3. Eight Six Seven Five Three Oh Oh Oh(yeah) Nine
    4. I'm an anthropomorphized muffin with googly eyes, what more do you want to know? Maybe my age? It's 28. Maybe my standing in life? Married, one kid, career job. Maybe my favorite food? Sesame chicken from an American Chinese place.
    5. The Mayflower
     
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    Yay for MrMuff, we now have our first notable member who isn't me!

    Finally, this guild isn't literally just me, myself, and I. Also, I'm pressing F4 but you can't see it.

    https://image.filehostingsite/hu8W3R/SHOUTBOX.png

    Also caught a hacker, and I got to show off my dank guild name to the GMs in the Report Abuse section!

    He left while I was posting this and I picked up the equips on the ground, will I get banned for benefiting from a hacker?

    https://image.filehostingsite/gLLpq6/hack.png
     
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  9. Evan
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    Shoutbox you say?
     
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  10. PaddysPub
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    Good luck with getting this guild rolling! I'll root for you from the sidelines.
     
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  11. Muff
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    Hey, hi!
    If you don't join us, then you won't be part of the guild.
    Let's get busy and get to planning some events and guild activities! We can start with paper mache, then move on to hang gliding and world domination!
    Punch and cookies will be served.
     
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  12. Sen
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    Pls give us your forum mod blessing

    And also permission to flame people on the actual shoutbox into joining
     
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  13. Moderato
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    Can I join as an honorary member?
     
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  14. Muff
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    Only if you pronounce the H in honorary.
     
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  15. Moderato
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    I can be the dirtiest H on the block.
     
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  16. Muff
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    Dealio. I need a name in the game.
     
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  17. eshcalibur
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    An amazing guild! 10/10. Fun people. Would recommend. The best. No deal like this anywhere else
     
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  18. Don
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    Who else do you eat?
     
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  19. Sen
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    you babe ;) :love:
     
  20. Miss Abby
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    1. The forum name says it all f3
    2. igotzskillz needs a guild
    3. Wut?
    4. I'm just some gurl from TX who's always on the shoutbox
    5. I don't even like anime. Is this gonna make me be denied? I like novelas though >:D

    There's my "formal" application ~f8
     
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