Limericks

Discussion in 'Royals' Random Creativity' started by MoldySoup, Oct 27, 2020.

  1. MoldySoup
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    Here are some limericks. Hope you enjoy them.


    Unlucky Leo

    There once was a man named Leo
    who attempted to fight a Deo.
    His level's too low,
    he was killed in one blow.
    His corpse was picked clean by a Kiyo
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    Vote Abuse

    This noob would once always say
    that he votes three times every day.
    Gert came in quite mad
    at the deeds of this lad!
    He thus banned the noob far away.
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    The Answer Is No

    One day I was training at Ulu,
    I kept getting irked by a poopoo.
    "May I get leeched free?"
    "Some Slyg' tails prithee?"
    With each time I'd tell him "No! Shoo!"
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    Petty Fame

    Into my map one person came
    She told me my damage was lame.
    As I have been taught
    to avoid getting caught,
    I used mules to give her a defame
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    Don't Do Drugs

    This one player by the name Seth
    who recently got hooked on meth.
    In Orbis he'd snort,
    but his bliss was cut short
    when he fell off cloud nine to his death.
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    True Love At First Smell

    I picked up a stinky Big Poo
    when killing a bad Tippo Blue.
    I sold it to Jim
    who thought it loved him.
    They married and honeymooned too.
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  2. 9th
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    petty fame was pretty good
     
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