Recruiting Oblivion~!

Joining oblivion requires years of hard work and dedication.
I noticed in the guide section I did not find a guide to join Oblivion thus I'm here to share empirical research.

1. Be active in the shoutbox, defend the staff at all costs.
2. Logic and ethics, discard them. You are a mindless person defending the staff at all costs.
3. Become the ultimate white knight.
3(a). Struggling? try making a page and reach 3rd job advancement to gain the white knight title.
3(b). Still not a white knight? try becoming a SJW warrior instead.
4. Be a SJW and a white knight for staff for at least one year.

After following the steps you should sooner or later be accepted into the Oblivion guild.

The empirical research was conducted by Russian scientists in Russia, I do not affiliate with them thus I cannot vouch for them neither.

 

Considering that I as the leader am basically the opposite of all of those 4-ish points I think you've got the wrong guild lol

You've accurately described the type of person I wouldn't want around.

 

This is how it looks from the outside.

 

I'm fairly certain I have come to the right thread, to the right place, to the right time, helping the right person.
My empiric data was taken from the Shoutbox mostly, and in game rumors.

I'm sharing the best of my knowledge to @welch123 I really want him to succeed joining Oblivion.

But I think the best cause of action is to listen to the guild leader suggestions on how to join it.

Spoiler: Don't click

Maybe we have different views on the matter, you are looking at it from the inside. While me and my scientists from Russia are looking at it from the outside.
But my scientists and me are running on low budget to fund our research, we might have looked at the data wrongfully. There is evidence that suggest that this theory doesn't apply to every guild member but only some. In short we are running out of vodka.

 

Thank you comrade. На здоровье

 

LOOOL ^

 

Please allow my representatives to fund your research, and more importantly your vodka.

 

How do I apply to join Oblivion? The tag in bright red says you're recruiting.

 

I see what you did there.

 

New Oblivion hang out spot! @Eli @lichtweltt

 

The fuck is that place?

 

Oblivion HQ! Get with the program!

 

The way it works now: by Eli invitation only ❤️

 

Hello friend! Thank you for your interest in Oblivion. We are full, but I think I found a guild where you would fit in well!
https://royals.ms/forum/threads/downies-and-rehab.83548/

 

hey look we got a comedian over here. look at the funny guy...


ima crack ur skull

 

I'd give you my address but you've already proven you can't read

 

I need to notice you (since royals still off for me lol) its already dead since i forgot to wash it lmao.
<3

 

Oblivion~!

 

boop~