Wand

Err...

Prestigious Prostitute

How does that sound?

 

Welcome Helen the Prestigious Prostitute as my personal AssAdmin, as well as Bernerd! c:

And hi Wen welcome & stuff

 

Did I win?

 

Throne may/may not be taken by Bulba, get yo scrolls on track Marty.

 

Looks like SOMEONE went to gs2.

 

Not for long. After I scrolled my wand I had 4 scrolls left. Then one day after AFK-ing in FM I open up my inventory to that



Fate presented me with the qualifications to become a Wand Master

 

Afk with your pet out more often.

 

You never drop good stuff

 

What position are you applying for?:
[ ] Wand Master
[ ] Idiotic Developer
[ ] Hogwarts Professor of Trolling
[x] Guild Drunkard

Personal Details:
Name: Stacy
Age: 245 months.
Sex: Whenever and with whomever.
Character Name:
Location: Earth, I think?
Join date: Psh. Never, currently.

1] What do you like about Wand?:
The shiny banner.
2] Do you have any prior trolling experience, either in real life or online? If so, how much and what did you do?
Online: irc.
3] How many hours a week do you play?:"
How many hours a week do I not play?

4] Have you ever been in any other guild on MapleRoyals?
All of them.
Currently.

5] Are you more comfortable trolling together or alone?:
I don't troll. I speak the truth.

6] Other than trolling, what skills and qualities can you provide for Wand?:
Drunken Mapleing, skype calls...
Whatsapp messages with boobies.

7] Besides those listed above, what do you think is important for a perfect Wand Master concerning trolling?:
Not taking things seriously when they backfire.

8] Why do you want to troll for us?:
Because Marty owes me child support and I need to make a living somehow.


[Not really... I just wanted to make a fake guild application because I've joined almost every main guild in this game at one point, and I have a goal of being in every guild in this server]

 

nty

 

Wand: Now extending a hand into the realms of Guilt Tripping:





Congrats to MrsStyles on getting hitched!

Sorry if we made you uneasy


Now, please excuse me while I persuade Zant to leave the corner he's been crying at for the past hour.

 

in approx 12 hours, your lord and savior, AustinChode will be returning from beyond to the grave to wreak vengeance (ie. cry and complain to everyone about how i got banned for making a dumb mistake) upon the server. mwahhaha

ps. is wreak a word ?

 

You didn't spell it correctly, it's "rek".

#GetRekt

 

okay im still banned nvm continue about your daily routines

 

You're accepted!

 

Sad to say that Menno (Riotman) left us. Too bad. He was inactive, anyway. c:

 

Welcome AustinChode (Nick), MinthyHS (idk) and Mylenia (Kim) to the Wand team. Best of luck in your trolling endeavours!

They joined last week but I was too lazy to update this thread. I also took away the degree(s)/title(s) from some people. I know that doesn't happen normally, but I couldn't care less.

 

First of all, I don't care that this is a quadruple post.

We have given (or are at least aiming to) give everyone a Pokémon nickname. If you don't like this, I don't care. If you don't like the nickname we give you, I don't care. If you refuse to co-operate with the creation of your nickname, I do care.

I've also crowned myself Pokémon Master. Fiteme.

 

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Good application. Welcome to Wand!