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Spoiler: Application form

IGN:
Name:
Class/Level:
Time Zone/Country:
Tell us your best dad joke:

 

Ayyy

 

<3

 

|ω・`）

IGN: Enjoras
Name: Mar
Time Zone: UTC-7 & UTC+8 (will be traveling between)
Class/Level: Marauder/85
Tell us your best dad joke:

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I'll call you later.
W-what? Don't call me later, I'm your dad!

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Can I share my favorite dad joke??! :3

Spoiler

And the LORD said unto John,

Come forth and receive eternal life.​

But John came fifth and won a toaster instead.

 

IGN: xNightyx
Name: Ken
Time Zone: PDT
Class/Level: 181 bs
Tell us your best dad joke: What do you call a deer without an eye?

Spoiler: uwu

No eye deer

 

WHAT DO PRISONERS USE TO CALL EACH OTHER?
*drum roll*
CELL PHONES!

 

Been accepted and added to the guild! ❤️

Whalecum!

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

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Ten tickles.

 

I’m thinking ~2000 gach tickets in shrine

 

What did the coffee report to the police?

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A mugging

 

What do you call someone who sells themselves in exchange for spaghetti?

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A pasta-tute

 

Why did the picture go to jail?

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It was framed

 

IGN: TomYumBoy
Name: Garv
Time Zone: GMT+8
Class/Level: Dark Knight / 172
Tell us your best dad joke: What's a cow but not a cow?

Spoiler: Answer

Picture of a cow

 

accepted! whalecum to degeneracy :3

 

IGN: Absolution
Name: Bar
Time Zone: Israel
Class/Level: Buccaneer
Tell us your best dad joke: Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up

 

Accepted! uwu

 

IGN: IamMuRDoC
Name: Moti / Mordy
Time Zone: Israel
Class/Level: Fighter lvl 40 (Just picked up the game after a looooooong break)
Tell us your best dad joke: It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke' if you're not a dad. It's a faux pa.