Recruiting dogs - a somewhat antisocial guild - a safe haven for extreme introverts

last update was 3 years ago but screw that here we go again

TO celebrate our belated 5-year anniversary, we have finally mustard up the courage to create a discord server with a cute ass server tag 5 minutes ago


DISCLAIMER: most previously active members have either quitted the game / went to buy milk and never came back / got too fed up with our antisocial behaviour so please do not come in with heavy expectations that this will be a happy family kind of environment (most are still friendly but in potentially toxic ways)! this is literally us on an average day

Spoiler: channel 3 fm 1

Spoiler: guild mascot #1

approach him for relationship advices and then do the exact opposite to quit being single forever

Spoiler: guild mascot #2

yes, i know, gardian hangs out with us, we are that cool.

but since we have been lucky enough recently to recruit a cute couple of active fellas (including one APQ addict!), we thought it would be worth a shot to open the guild for public recruitment again to lessen their loneliness and end these barkless nights... so without further yapping on the lore here are some of the precise requirements we would like for any prospective pups, you will need to be:

• STRONG (mentally) - the lack of social activity has driven some unfortunate doggos insane before. we dont not do content with you because we dislike you, our bosses cooldown is just 3-year long sometimes
• open minded - we are not the nicest bunch in tone and sometimes a certain individual with an IGN starting with S will suddenly be concerned with your family's wellbeing
• chill - again, you need to be okay with not doing anything and not having people to talk to

Spoiler: half-empty promises

we may or may not have interest in running guild VL again some time in 2026, so......

timezone: mostly East Asia - SG/MY/CN/TW/ID/JP/KR based (+7/8GMT) but for some reason we started having more and more NA people too now so if you dont mind playing (or not) within a small circle! EU is somewhat still being solo carried by @pogdog so if ur a fan come approach him too



come get ur dog tag today! (literally)


EDIT: PM MANGOH/SEBRINAX3/ZOZOZO/PETLOOTER/DGGR/ZEXI/ACINONYX/PENCIINL/2502/JINGIE/PRIVET/MEMANG/LEGISTX TO JOIN!

Spoiler: dog tings

1st vl clear!

 

this is war??

 

J>Dogs I haven't decide what to make next after my pally 200,
maybe take a short break.
I dont know you guys much but Dogs seems a really active new guild with active Pros
so far I have met and HT with 2502 and TeeKey
I'm sure if Bom3 John is in this guild and the people are worth to meet
I'm so far in Oblivion Fendi and FreeHK
I'm willing to meet new faces and contribute at the beginning of Dogs
If you dont mind can you leave a spot for my lvl30 character
Once I joined and I enjoy the guild I will stick with the Dogs in long tern.

 

dogs

 

Let me tell you a story of my dog, Betsy.

My dad bought Betsy from his colleague when I was 5. She was a black dog, with a small white spot on her chest. Breed? No fucking idea, we call them "kampung 狗". Anyway she was pretty energetic. The leash my dad bought couldn't kept her for half a day, so we just decided to let her roam freely within our garden. And thus began her shitting frenzy across the grass field. Sometimes she would shit on our garage too, and once I even saw her eating her own poop. Why do dogs do that? I don't know, maybe their poops have extra Vitamin D.

Anyway fast forward 2 years, she was an adult dog already. And you know what time that is; that's right, it's mating time, or what my mother would love to call it, 走水. And let me tell you, Betsy was the hottest female dog in my housing area. Dogs from all over the streets would come and fight every single night outside my house to get a chance to hump on her. But god damn they were so bloody noisy, sometimes neighbours would pour water on them to try and disperse them to no avail, they'd always come back. Things happened and boom, few months later she's pregnant. I still remember her giving birth to her first generation of puppies, underneath the AC condenser. Sadly two of the five newborn died, but the rest grew up pretty healthily.

Having more dogs in our house also translate to more poops and dog urine all over the place. But the worst part of having more dogs were having more dog lice. Motherfucking lice holy shit let me just reiterate that dog lice were the WORST part of having dogs. These little bloodsucking dicks were crawling all over our dogs, our wall, our car, our legs, our furniture our everywhere. My mom and I would kill all of them in sight with vengeance, either by squashing them underneath our fingernail or lighting them up with lighter. Yeah, burn in hell, fucking lice!

Anyway back to Betsy, fast forward few more years, practically same things would happen. Mating seasons come, mating seasons go. She would get pregnant every year (just like my Pendidikan Moral teacher, wtf kuat kerja) and give birth to batch of puppies. Some were given away to friends and relatives, while some, usually the males would just stay and grew up only to randomly disappear, probably gone to fuck some female dogs god knows where. Funny thing was Betsy being the oldest dog in our house also remained the last one in our house, while her children were all either given away or died in fights.

The last year of Betsy was on her 11th year. She had a nasty fight with neighbour's dogs (fuck you Zeus and Jordan you pieces of shits!!) and suffered a gnarly wound behind her neck. She died two days after, probably due to infection on the wound. My mom buried her behind our house, underneath the banana tree. I cried seeing her lifeless body in the soil. My family never had a dog after Betsy passed. I love you Betsy, despite you eating your own poop and had incest sex with your son that one time.

 

So beautiful...

 

@yaqzan haram

 

Am a real dog now

 

oktodog confirmed next patch solo auf soon stay tuned mine firends

 

Spoiler: hey

wat dogs

 

I I would like to join

 

congrats jr.master 2502/@ChocoBoy fail 5 times mw20 books.
come join dogs and laugh at him

 

@whiteins teach me how to float in the air LOL i want to be an aeroplane dog !!!

 

anjing

 

got a doghouse now thx

nvm am sad no more dog house