After sustaining a minor hand injury at work that affected the use of one my fingers for a few days, I am far from proud to say that this thought may have crossed my mind during the HR paperwork process:
If you have any more items you need somebody to "get rid of without anyone benefitting from them" I'd be happy to take them :^)
Gotta prepare a resurrection meme incase he is back again... https://royals.ms/forum/threads/shiratsuyus-secret-teddy-bear-suit-crush.196543/ his forum got merged