All the time. Have you ever attempted to kick a soccer ball/football but tripped on your own legs instead?
Once. Have you ever been drinking an entire bottle of an alcoholic drink because you couldn't get over your ex
Several times. Once got alcohol poisoning followed by a liver infection, so that stopped... Have you ever gone skydiving, bungee jumping or something similar?
Nope, but I want to! Have you ever had a lucid dream, I.e one that you are fully aware of and you can mamipulate to progress how you please?
Not that I can recall, seeing as I forget most of my dreams. Have you ever been so desperate for your pet's attention, that you purpose followed them around, begging them to love you?
Yes, my hedgehog hates me so I had to get down to its level and crawled through the house with my face within metres. Have you ever started a song and dance on public transit?
Anything is food if you believe in hard enough. Have you ever experienced you car break down/have a flat tire?
Yes on the highway my transmission went out on one of my burners when I enjoyed racing. I'm also a tech so yea duh haha Have you ever bought a Honda Fit and realized you just bought a Honda Fit... GOTTIIM
savage Yes, I have and I realized this was the best car related choice I've ever made. Have you ever sweated a lot, but didn't shower so you have to deal with the sticky uncomfortableness?
Yes, plenty of times. Gross to say this especially for a girl but am used to it now Have you ever embarrass yourself in public?
Never forgiven. Have you ever been deleted an amazing post that was so long you decided to quit life 4 good
Nope. I've been lucky to avoid deleting important/amazing posts. Have you ever found yourself stalking around on facebook and getting irrationally angry at someone for no reason whatsoever?
Who hasn't? Have you ever thought "maybe this isn't a good idea" and actually not followed through on said idea?
Have you ever turned on washroom water tap/shower to avoid people hearing your outrageous dinner uncontrollably coming out?