Spoiler acme ยท noun \'ak-mi\ : 1. from the Greek akme, the highest point of something 2. maker of weapons-grade explosive tennis balls 3. a group of oddball friends who like to mash buttons together and skype well into obscene hours of the night Acme was created on June 20, 2015 after a series of rigged strawpolls and deadlocked artistic disputes. We're a guild that's made of equal parts bossing and yo mamma jokes. If that's what you're into, we'd love to have you. Acmemes Founders Acme Fam Spoiler Tommy - Sergei/Ferris Our de facto leader. His middle name, Jerzy, is Polish for "One of Questionable Spending Habits and Fashion Decisions". Haider - Hooh Hooh is a hoho baby back bitch. Nick - Sirin Inventor of the Dice Method (patent pending) 2015 Summer Scrollympic Gold Medalist Dessi - Yves Des is our resident fashion consultant. He's notorious for never sleeping and performing ridiculous Horntail rituals. Sunny - Oslo Technologically disabled. Sara - Dakkie/Ferrie The guild's hunnie. When she isn't a retail slave, she's doing 1-120 in a day. Brandon - Booties He lives and dies by the 8 ticket gach. Pauline - Pawleen Sara's baby mama. Don't get on Pooline's bad side. Yan - Film/Yanswand Yan is a HT machine, gifted wser, and probably the nicest guy you'll meet here. Irmy - illusionist Legend has it she once died while afking in FM. Kenny - Doubtful He's unnervingly proficient at posing as a girl. ] Matt - Dakker Infuriatingly, quit while on the cusp of level 200. We have been missing his unsavoury character ever since. Peter - Arkturi/Zapturi Exceptional at landing a retarded amount of 30%s in a row. Beware his toxic links. Kiv - Scandalous no no NO Saleh - Zynzer He funds the server with his ban appeal bribe money. Martin - MEANNUTS/SONUTS HE'S NUTS Martin has single-handedly amassed the greatest army on the server. Alexi - Went/Fairly Alexi is our cute Spanish boy who learned English through maple. Jani - Nutcase He can't live without SI. Albert - Christie Spams for HT 24/7. Richard - Sensual/Reap Dudu - Humour Yang - wondersheep Kerrigan - Adjutant Paul - LomoHS #LOMONATION Carlos - Crolos/Sharpies Carlos Edgar Alfonso Montoya Rodriguez Mendoza Kimmy - DoodooThrow Doodoo Leona - Opulent Leona's a very lovely girl who always makes the distinction between 'may' and 'can'. Mike - Zyxemont Mike is our very own resident smooth talker. Gabe - Horizons this guy rly sucks at quitting Mikko - Nutt Jessy - Alive Dedicated SE mule and Quebec separatist. Alice - Kalemora Jeff - Jazeto We await the day he finally returns to make his 200 run. Dave - Foodie Emily - PalmTree Our dedicated FM1 sniper. Court - courtknee /find is futile here; she's perpetually in the process of relogging from her latest death. Alex - Wuss This guy is about as useful as a bubble blower in a knife fight. Tao - Uninstall Cutest girl in the guild. Kate - itisKate Alex - Aape Jeen - Haydee Jason - JasonC Menno - Riotman This fashion-conscious mapler can always be found grinding away on Chief Oblivion Guardians, waiting to find inspiration for his next erotic MapleRoyals fan-fic. Law - argh Professional memer for hire. Dakota - l33t He's the guild's lovable mute who managed to go fifty odd zak runs without TT10. Hampa - kinks His love of Horntail transcends the boundaries of time zones and sleeping schedules. Janet - Inorin The wifey of Dakota who apparently talks to herself. Joel - Joels A guy who once forgot his character names and login IDs. Momo - Uowoy USA USA USA USA Ezra - Bubblex Quit her 9-5 job to be closer to Des. Sadly, he's been MIA ever since. JP - Flickaflick Not sick of us yet? Fill out the following application*: We prefer for you to be 120+ just so it's easier to feel involved, but we're able to make exceptions. Spoiler: Sample application IGN: GdayMate Name/Age: Clarence 14 Class/Level: fighter 33 Location: 'Stralia What is your favourite conspiracy theory?: global warming Tell us about yourself: i enjoy cooking shrimps on the barbey n nibblin some vegemite toast *You can forgo the application process by performing a cover of any national anthem of choice. Cheers!
IGN: Pienty Name/Age: George/22 Class/Level: Night Lord/121 Location: San Francisco, California How long is a piece of string?: Depends how long you extend it before you cut it. Tell us about yourself: Tommy and Matt said they'll spit in my food if I don't apply. I don't want spit in my food.
IGN: shrek Name/Age: Clarence 14 Class/Level: fighter 33 Location: 'Stralia How long is a piece of string?: Texas Tell us about yourself: i enjoy cooking shrimps on the barbey n nibblin some vegemite toast
IGN: arkie Name/Age: pete/13 Class/Level: brawler/36 Location: new yaw How long is a piece of string?: how big is tom's wang again? Tell us about yourself: i'm TRASHY
IGN: Felicitas Name/Age: Felix/23 Class/Level: Bishop/120 Location: California How long is a piece of string?: ?!?!? Tell us about yourself: I'm a software engineer :3
IGN: Rav3Nou5 Name/Age: Rave/30 Class/Level: Bishop/138 Location: SG How long is a piece of string?: As long as I want it to be. Tell us about yourself: I "torture" kids for a living using games and sports. Currently farming up with this for my nl. heard that this guild is an active bossing guild and felt that it would be a great fit.
