Latest Failure Thread

i tried...

 

I've died 22 times since becoming a Bish 3 days ago... Time to finally get some charms on this character methinks.
Edit: Posted the wrong SS

 

>Come back to royals and decide to gacha for fun
>Get a white scroll
>Waste it on a level 33 orange ski with the legendary spirit skill
>bye

 

I was scrolling for fun then I wasted 4 white scrolls on lvl 10 gun

 

I thought I took a screenshot but apparently I didn't.
My guild offered to help me get a zhelm if I came for HS/dispel and my pet ran out of pots on the last body at ~10%. I had 1k power elixers but it did a 1/1 and I was too slow. I was the only bishop so I couldn't get rez, and our NL decided to reloot since I wasn't looting one, and she got a 22 int helm. GG.

 

G_G I love stories like these. Reminds me that im not the only one

 

oops

 

Accurate store title!

 

10atk 3slot Gaia Cape > 6 atk > 4atk 1slot ,_,

 

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA

 

Poor Sean getting the laugh of shame from cyndy... ;-;

 

A server freeze just happened so I hopped onto a rope to be safe. When the lag passed, I came to this: GG

 

About a week ago, I decided to show my dedication to the shadower master race by chaosing an 22 attack clean Dragon Khanjar (45 att hype). I've been meaning to post this . . .

Spoiler

Original:


After Chaos Scroll:

LITERALLY EVERY STAT WENT UP EXCEPT FOR ATTACK ??? WOT. R U SHITTING ON ME. +5 LUK ?? +5 WEAPON DEFENSE ?????????

So then I decided to throw a 30% shield att on it because what the hell yolo:

ON A SIDE NOTE, B> ALL 22 ATT CLEAN DRAGON KHANJARS.

 

LOL. I wanted to scroll stuff so I was yolo'ing a 19atk khanjar. Passed the first 30 then I boomed the 2nd one.

 

98 atk Sky skis yolo 30% first one passes hoped for 2nd and it boomed

 

@yanyan and I got ourselves two 22/20/x/x helms from the same run.... Unfortunately I managed to only land 5 60s. q_q

 

never lucky sad life

 

Road to 200 as a legit player lol

 

For anyone who missed this , you have another chance to laugh at me.

Spoiler: Chaosing 22att clean Dragon Khanjars:

clean


1 chaos (kill me i hate myself)


30% (yolo it's garbage already)

Then I decided to chaos my clean facestompers that I've had for probably a year now, cause hey, I can't have that much bad luck, can I?

Spoiler: pls...

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The good news is that I'm STILL BUYING 22ATT CLEAN DRAGON KHANJARS. I'm willing to pay top dollar, as you can see. Definitely have been overpaying for the clean shields so far. Just to let everyone know, they are worth about 400m-700m, not 850m-1.3b. Whoever bought one for 1.3b (or was it 1.2b ??), i will come after you and haunt you for making some sellers think they are worth that much when they aren't @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@. i swer i wil curs u wit bad lukc 6evr if i evr find out whu u r.

 

Failed my second gene 20. Let's keep the fails going T_T . funny thing is that I never have failed a 70% scroll, yet always seem to fail gene 20...