Dad and I were out shopping for presents and came across what can only be described as the "random weird crap that you never knew existed let alone considered buying" section of a local department store. There, along with the After Dinner Chilli Thins, Pomegranate Soap and retro-styled Antique Wax, was the most bizarrely-named room fragrance I have ever come across: Spoiler: No, I didn't imagine it, here's the proof it exists Cowshed Horny Cow Seductive Room Fragrance
