Maple Logic!

Only in Maplestory can you jump from the top of a Lego tower, fall 20+ floors, and not be dead.

 

Tricks.

 

Only in maple world people can be glad to have an "Assassin" in their "party".

 

Only in maple it is completely acceptable that you ride a battleship on land, while eating chocolate that exponentially increase your powers as you shoot the eyes of a tree.

 

Only in maple can I be the same height as everyone else
#verticallychallenged

 

irl who the fuck can bring thousands of unagis and bottles without a bag? AND IT'S EVEN IMPOSSIBLE TO PUT ALL INTO A LUGGAGE
in maple u are a walking warehouse. literally.

 

Only in Maple World, sky ski or other goods will pot out of the vending machines instead of cans of soda and chocolate bars.

 

Only in Maple World, a dolphin can teach you how to ride a pig.

 

Kill pig, get salmon, give to your parents.

 

Only in MW, you bomb an item on you and you survive.

 

money = bomb
wtf

 

magic exists
you can shoot arrows and fire guns underwater
snails are proportionally big, actually- they are enormous
you can stand on flying platforms
animals drop you ores
you fight mythical / unrealistic creatures : zombies,angels,etc
the guy who exchanges exp and items accepts zombie teeth, without any reason of needing it
you are restricted to wear male only equipment and class only equipment
scrolls enhance your equipment, with a chance?
some npcs are in various locations on the same time
your pets can talk and level up
there are umbrellas and lighting in ludibrium, but it never rains or is night
the clouds move faster in maplestory
storage synchronizes everywhere
potions and medicine apply instantly
you can keep a lot of monsters in a sack

I could go on forever, but let us end it with this:

people could open monster sacks and make other people die without a police ("GM") arresting them/warning them.

"GM", implying this is some kind of "game"
bullshit.

This is the list for things that happen in real life.

 

In a world where you burn your money because you are too rich, and even if you're not, YOLO.

 

In maplestory, demonic deities fit in a small black sack.

 

Only in Maple World do you have to jump up to climb a rope in front of your face...

 

Only in Maple World you beg for a priest to join your party...

 

Only in the Maple World, you strength your weapon by throwing some paper/cloth thingy at it.

 

Only in Maple World, you need a group of strong fighters and a super Holy person....
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...just to take down a tree

 

only in ms would people kill themselves to buy books for huge amounts of money...
when in rl they prob don't even touch any lmao

 

... When clean clothes have less value