How Bad is Masturbation?

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Ekul, Oct 2, 2013.

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Is Masturbation Good?

  1. Yes

    156 vote(s)
    55.7%
  2. No

    23 vote(s)
    8.2%
  3. i liek turtlez

    101 vote(s)
    36.1%
  1. Goofy
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    What the actual fuck? Masturbation is the best. Self and mutual.
     
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  2. Aly
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    Aly Magical Mermaid Princess

    The best thing about being so old around here is remembering threads like this exist.

    Bump.
     
  3. Dimitri
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    Dimitri Saint of Horses

    Aly was the first of Staff to know about Cornhub on april fools, so her opinion on masterbation is pretty obvious if you'd ask me.
     
  4. John
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    WOW. I remember this thread when it first started, but have since forgotten about it.

    Let's do the time warp again!
     
  5. Spooky Business
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    (Accidentally voted "no", whoops)

    I hear excessive masturbation over years and years can cause ED, depression, a shrunken nob, etc, amongst men
    Men literally shoot out pure testosterone, so cumming = no gains
    unless you like the taste of your own semen
    I also heard masturbating to porn is bad because everything in it is usually bigger than they really are (see Hitomi, Steve Rambo, Billy Herrington) and that can warp your tastes

    It can be good to relieve stress, but keep in mind to do it in moderation
     
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  6. Dimitri
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    Dimitri Saint of Horses

    But what if the tadpoles grow into frogs if you don't masturbate enough?!?!
     
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  7. Spooky Business
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    Pro-lifers and PETA would be all over my dick
     
  8. Aly
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    Aly Magical Mermaid Princess

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  9. Succubus
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    I'm not sleeping tonight. Thanks, Dimi..
     
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  10. LonelyCloud
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    I beat it like it owes me fucking money at least twice a week, don't know how id stay sane otherwise

    p.s anyone who wants to go back to back hmu, no h@#! just bro time x
     
    Last edited: Apr 21, 2016
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  11. snapitsann
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    see u in fake taxi next episode 206 aly xo
     
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  12. Enticing
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    [​IMG]
     
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  13. Spooky Business
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    Spooky Business Well-Known Member

    As long as you don't turn into this man, you're good
     
  14. LonelyCloud
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    1kg lighter and millions of potential babies down the drain. today was a good day
     
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  15. NickyPoo
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  16. Captain King
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  17. Telzyn
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    Forever #nofap
     
  18. Zacrid
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    Ain't nothing wrong with hand to gland combat.
     
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  19. Cocozzi
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    Cocozzi Donator

    "Quit masturbating and use this newfound energy to fuck the world, not yourself" - David Deida
     
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  20. Kristian
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    I feel like we sll should appreciate those precious turtles - 52 IS NOT ENOUGH! Build a wall around the masturbators and make THeM pay for it!
     

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