Plushie!

H A T E S

In bold and caps cuz y'all are mean

 

QTF. i.e. now.

 

Guild thread has been updated:

1. Prospective Members section

Some ideal candidates (who, I wonder...) were added.

2. Guild Pics & Shenanigans / Accolades

Since we are now able to do daily guild zruns with relative ease, this section has been updated.

3. Member Listing and Profiles

New members MicNuggets and Bulba(well not really new since we knew them for a long time) have recently joined and their profiles have been updated as such. Status of phantom members also reflected.

To be added:

1. Some troll apps/responses I received

2. Revision of active status of certain members

3. More random pics and SSes

 

U sure are Viv, and a flexible lady too.. Grats Teddie & Co for the awesome guild thread, always nice to know and befriend the guildies of Plushie.. GL to all u guys Cheers buddy <3

 

Nailed it. Thanks



P.S. Bulba is not a Dark Dame.

 

Some updates~

1. Member Listing and Profiles

Pixel has revived from the dead and his new alias is Valor. Go harass Tom.

Joee and Jade have finally been swayed over and we are reunited with them. Go bother them too.

Zyrcophynt has been lured to the dark side and is probably brainstorming various futile methods of escape. Welcome to your new prison, Annie.


2. Alliance Matters

Notwithstanding the fact that alliance doesn't work, Infinity guild is now officially our ally.

Reason: Their leader is cute. Also, laurang and gang are there.


3. Active Status

Active status of certain members has been revised to accurately reflect their respective deaths and revivals.


Coming soon*:

Trolls apps/responses

*Soon = Never because I can't be arsed

 

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You're Trapped.

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EXALON FTW.

Sign up for Exalon Fan Club.

1. Teddie
2. Cherish

 

Laurang fan club pls.

1. Laurang

 

2. Marty

 

Marty Fan Club

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rekt

 

Couple of updates since server crashes = lots of free time to fool around

1. Member Listing and Profiles

Bitchcoin has slithered his way in, welcome (to hell), Austin.

Daemon managed to convince his boyfriend Sign to return here, so Jay is back as well.


2. Prospective Members

A new victim has been added and we shall proceed with the witch hunt.


3. Guild Pics and Shenanigans

Added a shortcut to getting into guild, as hypothesized by Bitchcoin.


4. Trolls Apps and Responses

The much anticipated (or not) troll apps will be posted here for your perusal.

Candidate A

Spoiler

1st PM:

IGN/Class: _______/Knife Throw Man
RMS Join Date: 7/4/1776

1. What do you think of Plushie? What does this guild mean to you? (Traits/Rumours/Perception?) [Trash talk us] - Well I tell you I live in small town in Rwanda and I hear of your tribe from fisherman friend. I need place to stay because my occupation is Knife Throw Man; Food too hard to get for me family the deer run too fast in Rwanda . I hope you help me feed family through tough time and soon I get promotion to mega ultra knife throw man!!

2. Why not join other guilds? Have you considered how they may be more suitable to your needs? [Trash talk them] - Well other tribe too strong and kill my family. My baba is attack by wild tribe member and is now ded in hut. I need tribe friend to help me!!

3. What do you hope to accomplish from joining Plushie? [inb4 int gear] - I want kill tribe member that rape my daughter and soon get promote to mega ultra knife throw man!!

4. How will you contribute to Plushie? I hunt many deer and help feed tribe!

5. ***Difficult Bonus Question (Optional): Explain why is Lexi TP6? (Hint: Ask some of the members, but they probably wouldn’t know or tell you) - I no understand but maybe Lexi was attack by Tribe and Pee her pants 6time

Note that a perfect answer to this question will net you an instant invite into the guild, or at least boost your application greatly.

2nd PM: gooby pls
I see you no like my application so I tell you story.

I suppose it is time.

Since October 1. Hum. Well, I briefly dated/flinged--flung?--a girl named Belle. Basically the first date went fantastic, which introduced super high expectations, that were later not met. It's entirely possible they were impossible to meet. Belle and I are still friends, though it took a couple months.

In the last couple days in Rwanda, we headed back toward the airport. On the way, we visited some orphans and widows, doing missionary work like a cop eats a doughnut. The woman my group met with was 51 years old and had an amazing, tragic story. Her husband was a fisherman and died drowning when she was in her early twenties. By then she had two kids, but her parents and parents-in-law disowned her. She couldn't afford the house she was living in, and had no where to go, so she lived, quite literally, under a mat for ten years. The neighbors took pity on her kids some nights and gave them food, some of which they smuggled in their shirts, so that's how the woman survived. There was something about her owning the house they'd lived in, but not the land it was on, and the man who owned it refused to part with it. He was planning on leveling the house, but since it was government-built, it was illegal. When we met with her, she was in the process of getting the government to step in. My favorite part was that she let us take the bench in her house, and pulled down some mats for herself. One of the mats, when unrolled, revealed a giant spider. I pointed it out, expecting her to whack it with a shoe, or ask me to. Instead, she slapped it, bare-palmed, it curled up, and she brushed it aside. My sister would have run to Uganda at the sight of that spider.

The day before we left the country, we had a one-day "retreat" for the World Relief staff. It was based around the five or six sections of the Lord's Prayer. We put out large sheets of paper with the section name at the top, then went around and wrote prayers that fit the section for World Relief and otherwhere. (Otherwhere passes spell check?) It was a fairly powerful experience. Afterward, it began to rain pretty hard. I walked out into it, getting soaked. The Rwandans thought I was crazy, which amused my team and me.

The day after we got back from Rwanda, I had tickets with my Microsoft team and Swood to see the Seahawks. We were to meet at a bar in Seattle, but I managed to leave my wallet in my bags, still packed, at home, and my 16-year-old face couldn't convince them I was 24. Our tickets were for seats literally the furthest from the field, the nosebleeds of the nosebleeds. We lost the game, though had we made the hail-mary field goal we would have won or gone into overtime. I don't remember.

When I went back to work, everything had changed. The two remaining members of the original project I was on had left to go work with my old boss. We had one new member, and two or three more on the way. Our code base had moved to an entirely different system. Seriously, I'm gone for two weeks and the team falls apart.

Within two weeks, I had to do my commitments. My boss helped me with those, and midway through, I realized, I'm not going to do these. It made setting them a bit easier, when then and there, I decided I was going to quit my job.

Obviously the next question was "What now?" The only thing that came to mind was teaching high school math, so I set my course, and looked for colleges. The only college that fit my schedule was SPU. For UW, I'd have to wait until the next October to apply, and start in spring of '13. Western, which would have been my first choice, had no Seattle satellite campus, and I don't want to leave my church. When I talked to HR about leaving Microsoft, she recommended CityU, but my sister is there.

A few weeks later, at one of my one-on-ones with my boss, he told me, as a friend and in no official capacity, that I should start looking for a new job. I started talking to people about my decision, outside of work (and with Athena). My Rwanda trip team (we're still meeting once every two to four weeks as we did pre-trip) was all very supportive, everyone saying I'd make a great teacher. My psychiatrist said she hears people frequently say they want to quit their jobs, and she always tells them to keep them, but in my case, that I should go for it. The only two people I told that weren't thrilled were my mom and Luke's wife--both teachers. My mom didn't want me to drop out of the computer field when she knows that's one of my (if not my) biggest passion, and she's been teaching for 35 years, is burnt out, and angry at what the government is doing to the system right now. Luke's wife is a second or third year teacher, and at the time, had been having a very rough year. Both of them are junior high teachers, whereas I want to teach high school.

3rd PM: Tribe Recommendation
Hello. This is a recommendation letter from ______'s current tribe leader.

I would like to acknowledge that _______ is our top Knife Throw Man and an expert hunter that is able to slay even the strongest deer for the tribe. He is friendly towards all and would make a great addition to your tribe. He also expresses multiple personalities, showing a serious countenance or his troll nature. He is also acquainted with some of the members of your tribe so it would not be hard for him to transition tribes. In his current tribe, everyone is inactive, causing him to feel dejected and lonely.

Most of the time, you will locate him in his natural habitat, the Free Market.

And now, some entertainment.
Here I sit, broken hearted.
Came to shit, only farted.
-"A poem from the girls bathroom stall"

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?

He worked his problems out with a pencil.

A No.2 pencil.

Candidate B

Spoiler

IGN/Class: _______/118 Priest
RMS Join Date: 5/2014

1. What do you think of Plushie? What does this guild mean to you? (Traits/Rumours/Perception?) [Trash talk us]

It literally means nothing because I have no idea what the fuck this guild is. Plushie is a pretty ____ name though so I can only assume you're a bunch of flaming _______.

2. Why not join other guilds? Have you considered how they may be more suitable to your needs? [Trash talk them]

________ members are dumb enough to get banned regularly.
_______ is one big egotistical circlejerk.
I gave sexual favors to Exalon (jesus christ lord almighty he's cute, where's the bollocking list for people who think this guy is hot as fuck) and can't really talk to him anymore without thinking about my sins. My horrible, wonderful sins.

Are there even more than 4 guilds in this server?

3. What do you hope to accomplish from joining Plushie? [inb4 int gear]

I heard the guild leader has 2 dicks and I wanna see.

4. How will you contribute to Plushie?

I know how to make balloon animals.

5. ***Difficult Bonus Question (Optional): Explain why is Lexi TP6? (Hint: Ask some of the members, but they probably wouldn’t know or tell you)

Note that a perfect answer to this question will net you an instant invite into the guild, or at least boost your application greatly.

I _________ and some guy replied _____________________. So I'm gonna do with that.

 

Wow okay, I see how it is. Brb suicide and stuff, just like you everytime someone insults you k.

 

Sounds like knifethrowman would fit in more in this game.

 

I WASNT INSULTING YOU!

I was just tryna get people to join in your FC but.....

 

fixed for you

 

Well, no zrun today so I've some time to write rubbish

1. Member Profile and Listing

As usual, we got some new members:
Jerzy and his shirtless Bishop Dirac is wondering what the hell he has done to deserve this. Sucks to suck, Tommy. You better keep up dat yeti duty.

So a bunch of unexpected guests joined us as well, Ben and Diana from our old servers.
Tangled is going IL Arch Witch again. Where is your brother Diana??!!
TehCapn has found this server after months of Smash Brawl. Are you gonna server hop again soon, Ben?


2. Prospective Members

Added a new candidate, Candidate 6. Ooo let the witch hunt begin.


3. Troll Apps and Responses

Okay, and some troll apps and responses to wrap it up.

Candidate C

Spoiler

IGN/Class: _________________
RMS Join Date: Sometime in February.

1. What do you think of Plushie? What does this guild mean to you? I feel like Plushie perfectly exemplifies the kind of person I am: cute as heck and will also snap your neck unexpectedly for no reason.

2. Why not join other guilds? Have you considered how they may be more suitable to your needs? I'm already in Nipple. I feel like plushtoys in their current state are anatomically inaccurate/imprecise/uncomprehensive and want to rectify that.

3. What do you hope to accomplish from joining Plushie? I want to take pictures of everyone's nipples. Just the nipple. Not your boob, man-boob, or pimple that looks like a nipple. Just your nipple.

4. How will you contribute to Plushie? After taking pictures of everyone's nipples, I will sample the colors provided and create a color gradient. I believe color gradients are the cornerstone of community. Also, nipples.

Oh, also ________ is a male character that dresses like a girl. I show him/her off a lot. He/she is my pride and joy. But I'm currently waiting on Orbis exchange quests to be fixed before I start powerleveling my crossdressing bow(wo)man.

5. ***Difficult Bonus Question (Optional): Explain why is Lexi TP6? Instead of answering this question, I'm going to paste as much of the script of Bee Movie as I possibly can.

“According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a bee should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway.
Because bees don’t care what humans think is impossible.”
SEQ. 75 - “INTRO TO BARRY”
INT. BENSON HOUSE - DAY
ANGLE ON: Sneakers on the ground. Camera PANS UP to reveal BARRY BENSON’S BEDROOM
ANGLE ON: Barry’s hand flipping through different sweaters in his closet.
BARRY
Yellow black, yellow black, yellow
black, yellow black, yellow black, yellow black...oohh, black and yellow...
ANGLE ON: Barry wearing the sweater he picked, looking in the mirror.
BARRY (CONT’D)
Yeah, let’s shake it up a little.
He picks the black and yellow one.
He then goes to the sink, takes the top off a CONTAINER OF HONEY, and puts some honey into his hair. He squirts some in his mouth and gargles. Then he takes the lid off the bottle, and rolls some on like deodorant.
CUT TO:
INT. BENSON HOUSE KITCHEN - CONTINUOUS
Barry’s mother, JANET BENSON, yells up at Barry.
JANET BENSON Barry, breakfast is ready!
CUT TO:
"Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 2.
INT. BARRY’S ROOM - CONTINUOUS
BARRY Coming!
SFX: Phone RINGING.
Barry’s antennae vibrate as they RING like a phone. Barry’s hands are wet. He looks around for a towel.
BARRY (CONT’D) Hang on a second!
He wipes his hands on his sweater, and pulls his antennae down to his ear and mouth.
BARRY (CONT'D)
His best friend, ADAM FLAYMAN, is on the other end.
ADAM Barry?
BARRY Adam?
ADAM
Can you believe this is happening?
BARRY
Can’t believe it. I’ll pick you
up.
Barry sticks his stinger in a sharpener. SFX: BUZZING AS HIS STINGER IS SHARPENED.

 

As some members have become inactive, we are undergoing restructuring and a general overhaul.

1. Retired Members
The following members have gone into 100% retirement and will migrate to the cemetery
• Brave
• Casper
• CosmicDancer
• Arsenic
• Akane
• Proxy
• Dark4Angel
• Bitcoin
• Dynancix
• Butterfat
• Euwern
• Frenchtoast
• Pioneer
• Xaut

2. New Members
While we mourn the dead, we also herald the new!
a. Of course, as all of you who unwisely venture into FM19 may have known, the newest and most important member of the crew is the almighty Yeti.
b. We celebrate the grand entrance of the one and only Poco El Le Loco, the king of ugly NX, who has at last returned and will be the chief officer of the Trolling Division.
c. Prose has joined us but he is largely inactive and useless
d. Drunk and Dunderball are also the latest upcoming scrubs to arrive
e. We have Noicky who grew tired of the trashy alt guild Piushie
f. We’ve also managed to kidnap Sivir and her kids

3. Zakum Service
Since the majority of the guild has been helmed and rehelmed and book’d, we are considering opening our Zakum Runs to the public. Stay tuned!
You can browse our Zakum Library here: http://royals.ms/forum/showthread.php?p=48009

4. Guild Pics and Shenanigans
Uploaded some of the nonsense from recent GPQ runs and other various rubbish.
Tommie being a Tommie: http://i.imgur.com/e4MXMMl.jpg
Annie and Bikinia drawing dick pics: http://i.imgur.com/opoX4QF.jpg
Things to do to pass the time while waiting for Zak : http://i.imgur.com/BqbrXQv.jpg

 

Might I add: