Server is down. I am bored. England is losing to Uruguay. So lets play a game! You choose 3 words to continue the story. Please be creative and get stupid with it. No double posts. Here we go: "There once was" THE STORY THUS FAR There once was a spiteful prick who liked to eat fabulous bagels, however, a tootsie roll that tasted like sperm and chocolate. He ate it and became a superhero, fighting crime. They called him super bagel shooter. Though one day he woke up. His phone rang. Mayor RangTang called and while pondering, he woke up in a new dimension leaded by super saiyan masterBAITers. Astonished by this, he killed everyone including a banana which he had saved for dinner. He picked up an ounce of really dank shit and wore it to go to a saturday night strip club