THE STORY THUS FAR There once was a spiteful prick who liked to eat fabulous bagels, however, a tootsie roll that tasted like sperm and chocolate. He ate it and became a superhero, fighting crime. They called him super bagel shooter. Though one day he woke up. His phone rang. Mayor RangTang called and while pondering, he woke up in a new dimension leaded by super saiyan masterBAITers. Astonished by this, he killed everyone including a banana which he had saved for dinner. He picked up an ounce of really dank shit and wore it to go to a saturday night strip club