Change a word in the sentence!

Another word game.

I will post a sentence. The next person is supposed to change one word in the sentence and leave the rest as it is.

For example:

Person A: I like pandas.
Person B: I like pizza.
Person C: I love pizza.

...and so on! It doesn't have to make sense, either.

No double posts!

(I might change the sentence every now and then if it comes to a stop)

I'll start with...

I have never seen a penguin in my entire life.


I took this idea from someone else on another server, thought it'd be nice to have here. No credits to me!

 

I have never bathed a penguin in my entire life.

 

I have never bathed a Saki in my entire life.

 

I have never slapped a Saki in my entire life.

 

I have always slapped a Saki in my entire life.

 

I have always slapped a Saki in my love life.

 

You have always slapped a Saki in my love life.

 

You have always converted a Saki in my love life.

 

You have always converted a toy in my love life.

 

You have always converted a cucumber in my love life.

 

You have always used a cucumber in my love life.

 

You have always used a cucumber in my boring life.

 

You have always used a cucumber in my boring ear.

 

You have always used a cucumber in my elongated ear.

 

You have always used a cucumber in her elongated ear.

 

You have always squeezed a cucumber in her elongated ear.

 

You have always squeezed a cucumber in her elongated navel.

 

You have always squeezed a kidney in her elongated navel

 

I have always squeezed a kidney in her elongated navel

 

I have constantly squeezed a kidney in her elongated navel.