How to: "ppl2pass"

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    A technique popularized in Mardia
    This guide is brought to you by Boob from Synergy in order to help your slow leveling nature, which reflects us all poorly when people start buying leech because they are too lazy to grind.




    1. Getting Started

    What you will need:
    i) An internet connection
    ii) A computer, mobile device, tablet and a laptop
    iii) The newest version of MapleRoyals
    iv) (Optional) Have a default message ready to send to your parental unit reading: 'food pls, ppl2pass'". At this point you parent should already understand what this means and there should be no explanations. Cartman's mom is a great example of what your parental unit is really meant for.
    v) Assuming you no longer live with your parents, have a mini fridge as close as possible to your desk/workspace. This is an absolute must and is to be filled with energy drinks, jello cups, fruit cups, fruit snacks, fruity things, fruit, virtually anything you can grab, open and eat/drink while training.
    vi) Have a wrist wrap nearby because carpel tunnel is a bitch but, ppl2pass.
    vii) Have MapleRoyals downloaded onto your mobile device so that you can train while on the toliet.


    2. Basic Techniques of "ppl2pass"
    i) Talking is acceptable, however in moderation. Stay out of FM and town, especially if talking in spouse chat. If people pester you for training, simply say: "Stfu, ppl2pass". They will understand. A decent ppl2passer will talk no more than 3 minutes per hour. This also applies for real life distractions, you don't have time to waste!11!!11
    ii) When choosing a training partner, do not choose someone because they beg, they are your wife or because there is no one else. If such is the case, exp will always be love.
    iii) Perm priests are ok, only if the priest is as active as you. A less active 'perm' priest will only scare other priests away, and drag you down. Cut out this disease before it's too late. Every class has one ideal party training team. Learn this team and use it at all times. If at one point such a team is not possible, train with someone else, but let them know that if a better person comes along, they will be ditched.
    iv) A good ppl2passer will always attract other ppl2passers. If you plan on ppl2passing, you do it for at least two weeks, not one day. If you do, others will hear of you and want to train with you.
    v) Repot once a day, max use slots, and store up on pots from NLC that will last all day long. Repotting is a waste of time and it is an excuse to sit and do nothing.
    vi) When ppl2passing, you are competing with everyone, and you make it known. Playful insults such as "lern2grind" will encourage you and others to train harder.


    3. Advanced Techniques
    i) Because you can't purchase things like 2x EXP cards, use your NX on things like gach. Don't waste NX on making your character look 'cool'. You market items to afford training and use that money to get better equips. Marketing scrolls is for time wasting hoes. Big value items only please.
    ii) Sleep is for the weak. No more than 5 hours and 30 minutes of sleep a night, no exceptions.
    iii) If you are a FP, delete your character. You are useless.
    iv) If you have a mac, have bootcamp ready to use at a moments notice, you must have windows for bossing.


    4. Getting Maps
    i) Where ever you decide to train, you clear a map daily at 4am PST and stay there until you can move to another training spot. If you're lucky enough to find a GS2 map, stay there until you can move onto wolf spiders. You'll never find another GS2 map.
    ii) If low levels are hogging maps, ks them and force them to go elsewhere.
    iii) Always KS cb's that ME.
    iv) In regards to finding a GS2 map, set an alarm for 5AM EST. You cannot waste time paying for a map.


    Written specifically for noobs on MapleRoyals, who clearly don't understand what the daily 'ppl2pass' grind is.




    *ppl2pass, lern2level, lern2social and other grinding related meme's are trademarks of the Guild Eternity of Mardia*
    Original guide here.


    never forget
    *thanks to Luke and Ty for your input
     
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    "iii) If you are a FP, delete your character. You are useless."

    lol'd
     
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    This is why I don't get nice levels. Bookmarked this on my Chrome, thanks for the tips! ;o
     
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    Followed this guide, got level 200.
    Would recommend.
     
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    Says the one making a FP.
     
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    Following this guide I got all the way to level 62. For only the 8 small payments of 24.99 I was able to get the extended version. I recommend this guide for all!
     
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    But... but...

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    I think I did something wrong...
     
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    Sell your nx, and use the mesos you receive to ME bigfoots :D
     
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    Just edited to fit Royals but, there's credit/trademarks/etc given.
     
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    Quite a few of those items are event/donator, though, so untradeable. :(

    And Zo and Mike take all dem BFs.

    Inb4 Mike hits 200 on Hero, makes Paladin and BFs more
     
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    Mac users don't need to download Bootcamp, it comes pre-installed on any macs which were made after 2007.
     
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    Oh God are you trying to recreate that hype about grinding? That's just wrong, for a number of reasons.

    I would describe these reasons here, in detail of course, but I just have to do one thing before I do that.

    brb ppl2passing
     
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    And TV dinners, a true ppl2pass needs microwaveable food.
     
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