Get it off your chest!

Are there any jokes nowdays that will not offend anyone? For some odd reason I fear that humor is legit going extinct with all the people being offended by almost everything.
Now the question is, whether its a good thing, or a bad thing?

 

Please dont give me warnings. Issue me warning points instead. I'm sick of this double standard

 

I don't know what's wrong with the girl. She doesn't think critically and she asks annoying questions but she's fine. Why don't people like her

 

What is the point of this yearly kerfuffle over someone saying "Happy Holidays" instead of "Merry Christmas?" No one is taking anything away from you. Christmas is still happening. If a person's birthday is on December 25, do you freak out over someone wishing them a happy birthday?

Why are you afraid of inclusiveness? Tolerance, acceptance, and celebration are abstract. They can't be used up. There's always going to be a place for you, no matter how different other people are. Just relax and drink your peppermint mocha.

 

Damn it, hope you would reconsider the appeal. You bloody promised it won't happen. -_-

 

I ate the last slice, I don't even care.

 

You literally did something just as bad as, if not worse, than me, and you're gonna sit on your high horse and JUDGE ME? YOU'RE GONNA JUDGE ME?!?!?!?!?! YOU'RE JUST GONNA SIT THERE?! AND JUDGE ME?! AND THEN WHEN I TRY TO EXPLAIN IT TO YOU YOU'RE JUST GONNA SHUT ME DOWN?!?!?!?!?!?! BUT YOU'RE GONNA CONTINUE TO JUDGE ME?!?!?!!?!?

 

This cough medicine says "may cause drowsiness," but 20 minutes after taking it and I am nearly knocked out

 

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Please be okay please please please.

 

keikaku doori

 

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I wish I was brave enough to be in that courtroom yesterday to see the look on your face in person, but I'm still working on that. It's unbelievable how much of a relief has come in these past two days just knowing that there is at least a little bit of justice in the world and that you will never harm someone like that again. I feel like I can breathe just that much easier now, but... nothing will ever change the fact that you stole our childhoods and tarnished our dreams in such an irreversible way... and yet you are still so nonchalant and unapologetic and full of excuses. You made me scared of the very people that I should trust with my life, and I don't think I'll ever be the same because I literally can't remember what life was like before. You are so much a part of why I've dedicated my life to your industry because nobody should have to go through what we did... which means that I spend nearly every day thinking about you. I'm glad the world is finally beginning to see you as the monster you really are. You aren't the first, and you're not the last; I am so ready to burn shit up because I am sick and tired of hiding in the shadows afraid of the shame while people like you walk in the light with your heads high, unscathed and unscarred.

 

"My brother" but now "my son". Seriously.......

 

Fuck biased people and two faced people in particular. You know who you are.

 

You know, sometimes I think that this whole political correctness thing is way out of hand. There's no need to go further than any media outlet and you see video/article of somebody being offended by another person's existence and then you have people who are trying to change names of historic places (or even try to rewrite history books) not to include certain terms or words. Seriously, can we actually take a small step back to see how rucking fidiculous things are going!? It almost makes me wonder how the world managed to make it almost to 2018 with so much offence going around.

I don't want to be a bigot, but... some people I tell you...

 

Bro, if you can't handle it, just leave. Perhaps you're better off staying at home because apparently the real world frightens you too much.

 

I died that day you left my room in tears

 

SDGO where are you?

 

I love you so much but your one fatal flaw that I’ve asked you to work on hasn’t changed in the 3 Years I’ve known you. You get one more. If it doesn’t change by then I’ll be the one having to make the tough decision since you can’t seem to make the easy one.

 

I JUST PUT IN MY TWO WEEK NOTICE FOR THIS SHITTY JOB THAT OVERWORKS ME WITHOUT PAID OVERTIME

I'M READY TO TROLL THE FORUMS AGAIN UNTIL MY EYES BLEED OUT

SOONTM

maybe i'll finally do my 4th job advancement